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I've been waiting for this moment, for a very long time.

Former Playstation exec, 62, explains what a butt feels like

Don't go to Japan and do bodyweight squats on their toilets. They don't like that. Do leg day somewhere else.

"Weapons" is a movie about a small town who watches Naruto for the first time, and the hijinks that follow.

A naked man has been breaking into homes in Fairfax County... Reports have confirmed that despite the cold, the man is still at large... but getting smaller by the minute. wtop.com/fairfax-coun...

For a corded phone it's got pretty shitty reception.

I know that look, and it is not the look of a man getting a 50 dollar referral bonus.

Where the hell are the average dickmann's?

Does Hellman's know their mascot is exposing their huevos in public?

Thug Life.

Mike actually changed his name before getting into law. His birth name is John Fastjizz.

Waterloo flavors are getting weird.

For the last 15 years Ive been meaning to watch this movie with Dustin Hoffman and Dave Chappelle. Today I did. That is not Dustin Hoffman and Dave Chappelle.

I got home today, and my gummies were open on the table. 30mg are currently missing.

I watched Flow recently. Dope movie. "Flow" is the English title for the film, the original Latvian title translates to “a cat having the worst fucking day of his life”

The word “compadre” translates to “brother”. Over time, the same way that “brother” became “bruh”, compadre became compa’. “Little brother” became “compita”. And like olde to old, some dialects began using new letters, bringing us what we have today… I think I'll take a break from CAVA for a bit.

Well done H Mart, you cornered the market on frozen farts. No one is coming for you.

Not a great speller, but points for honesty.

Airport restaurant. Idk who thought adding chocolate to this would make it any better, but my man is missing the forest for the trees.