Barb Dwyer

2025 Reading Wrap-Up 365 books 128,009 pages 45 audiobooks 245 e books 75 physical books 178 ARCs

Today is my baby’s 9th birthday so I won’t finish the book I started this morning but I read 55 more books this year than I did last year. 178 of those were ARCS.

I’m not saying it’s the worst war games match solely because 🥦 was in it but he wasn’t in any of the other matches.

Bron cosplaying at the grinch is throwing me off

I’d love if you followed my Booktok account. I’m trying to build my following after largely ignoring TikTok for years. 😂 www.tiktok.com/@torturedher...

Now kiss.

How long has swerve been gone?

That image of the blood on Joe is wild.

These people and their obsession with turning the lights out

Awesome for stat

Anyways I finished my 323rd book of the year today. Only 27 more to go to hit the goal and I’ll finish probably 3 this weekend.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

My brain truly will not let me remember this app exists

Everything hurts & I’m dying.

My kids begging me to get my teaching license and teach at their school is so wild to me because I would have ran away if my mom got a job at my school when I was a kid

My kids wanted a snack so I cut up a cucumber for them. Why are they counting the slices to make sure they got the exact same amount?

Hangman is like this to @haleyanne.bsky.social

More book research. What’s your favorite band T ever?

Brainstorming help needed! If you were trying to learn more about someone in a group setting (think small birthday party) how would you go about it? Along the lines of instigating a game of truth or dare/never have I ever. Absurd but believable is what I’m aiming for

Now I’m like well obviously we need to buy new merch

My ten year old stole almost all my adult small t shirts from @laurenmoran.bsky.social 😂

Took an edible for the first time in forever and put on the Barbie movie. I may think I’m a Barbie soon.

My 8 year old - I don’t know why but Seth with Paul Heyman disgusts me.

Me looking at the unsuspecting macaroni at any family gathering.

Me - What does NPC stand for? 10 year old - Nipple Pimple Cat 8 year old - National… no wait. Non-fiction Potato Crackers

Bottle featuring @laurenmoran.bsky.social art & Sidney Crosby.

I love when my cramps start and it feels like my uterus is going to fall out

People are yelling for country next year and the NFL has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by getting Beyoncé

Me: Why tf does my back always hurt? Also me:

10 year old - she looks like the girl from that movie momma watches where she falls down the stairs 8 year old - Death Becomes Her I win a parenting award for that right?

Say goodnight to Blue & his bear or else.

Goodnight 🫶🏻

The goodest boy who ever lived

You and that stringy ass greasy hair? Sad.

My 8 year old and his grandma fight like cats and dogs. She loves to “pick at” (read antagonize) him but can’t handle it when he does it back. Yesterday they were driving by a cemetery: 8 year old: “That place wants you” 😦🙃

LGB

Michael Cole may be the funniest person ever.

I am literally just a girl

Got all the linky links in one place now. linktr.ee/torturedhero...

We had to go to the store to get tampons and my 8 year old says “OH NO IS YOUR BUTT BLEEDING AGAIN?!” Lord help me.

Can’t wait for my boys to go back to school and tell everyone that over break they watched the entire Hannah Montana series and their mom taught them how to play poker. 🤙🏼

Book 1 of 2025 is done

Happy New Year! May 2025 bring you happiness and me lots of books.

Officially finished my last book of 2024. 2025 Goals: 📚 350 Books 📚 150,000 pages read 📚 Read all my physical books that I have yet to read 📚Grow my Booksta to 2,500 followers

Happy Monday from my lap dog and me.

I was flipping through the channels and saw Sister Wives and my oldest goes oh it’s stupid Kody

Stillllll doing a giveaway of TTPD anthology vinyl over on the booksta.

Doing a giveaway of TTPD anthology vinyl over on the booksta www.instagram.com/p/DEJFegpRhY...