Michelle

My hardest goodbye 💔😭 Brindy left this world earlier this evening. Surrounded by her two humans, and a lot of love. My heart is broken and my tears heavy.

Work is trying to tell us we *must* download microsoft authenticator on our cell phones even if we never use our cells for work otherwise we might not be able to log in to our work computers. Uh...nah, I think the fuck not. It's my phone, my storage. Like be so for real right now.

Physically: at this goddamn desk Mentally: back in bed

This diva does it all youtube.com/shorts/1Ul3C...

My brother just sent this ad he saw in the family chat 😂😂😂

Home from job #2 about 20 minutes ago. Haven't eaten since lunch(aside from some cheetos). Cheerios then bed 🙃🫠

Words cannot accurately convey how badly I wish I could go back to bed

Pretty moon alert

Accidentally bought the wrong broccoli, and who the fuck is buying this on purpose...it's almost exclusively the stump of the broccoli.

Out of curiosity I like to peruse real estate listings in zipcodes near me every few months and....the way that this pisses me off

Real time constructive criticism with a gentleman caller

Yo

Yesterday at doc appt for dvt nurse was making small talk, asking about my work...asked if I was going to retire soon. I said I was 41 so...no? "Oh I didnt know, I didnt look at your age in chart" ok but...do I look close to retirement age?? Jfc.

Best part of spooky season and it's not even close

Middle of October and im eating outside at 730 pm and it's perfectly pleasant. Global warming ain't all bad!

Hello darkness my old friend

It's the early 2000s for me all over again. Ya girl got a new blood clot 🙃🫠 urgent care and ED last night. Doppler and ED today.

Him

Candle warmers...which is better? Heated plate or lamp/top one?

I got a part time/2nd job at a restaurant and at soft opening last night met a coworker who i hadn't met yet during training. She asked how old i was, when I said 41, she seemed shocked. Did she think I was older or younger idk. She said if I dyed my hair, id probably look like I was 30 yrs old.

I want to get ahead of the rumors here, no...this wasnt me!

The way that I cannot wait to close this laptop at 230 and take a lil nap

Thank fuck

Rapper Macklemore said his upcoming “Free Palestine” tour, launched after he was dropped as Ed Sheeran’s opening act, “sold out immediately" on Wednesday.

Two months without my Brindy girl and I have been missing her hard this week.

Protein all the things

Lmao

Hello

Back on my bullshit trying to befriend another injured goose

I posted it. Pls clap.

Seahawks gonna do what now

Since @chelles116.bsky.social is taking a mental health break, someone's gotta do it.

Brindy girl is home 😭🩷 back under the same roof as me, where she belongs. I miss her so much.

Still sad and not feeling super social but here ya go

Ugly crying over the goodbye video for Simon. Gah 💔😭

Let me know what time works for you! *gives time* No, not that time though 🙄 imma just stay home with my dogs which is what I should be doing anyway

NEWS: Taylor Farms gave *$2 million* to Trump & Republicans as they postponed a rule that could've limited the spread of outbreaks like the ongoing Cyclospora epidemic. And, years ago, the industry *also* successfully lobbied to cut a program that handled ~80% of federal produce pathogen testing.

It's been 6 months and Alex Pretti's killers have still not been charged.

PTO today and tomorrow has me really, really hoping one of my lottery tickets hits. Not working is simply the best.

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