Celery Man 🥬

if you guys like my artwork, consider supporting me on Patreon!! I have high-res versions and variations for all my paintings, as well as other bonus material like character Q&As and annual anniversary gifts. 💚🥬 www.patreon.com/c/CeleryMan6

why does gay NSFW media, even when cropped/censored, get removed from instagram so much more frequently than straight media? post your theories below.

POV you're watching the team MVP get his reward and you're gonna work extra hard in practice so that can be you next time ⚾

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I'm ascending yall. Get ready for Rhubarb Man 🥧

little old me?? 😇

How is Andrew Lloyd Webber straight??? I mean really.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for guys' cream

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WOR$T SUMMER IN AMERICA crankin' it with Slayyyter

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do people think chatGPT's writing style isn't instantly recognizable? like yeah we see you using it to write your captions, your comments, your tweets.

6am Sunday morning

When I, a gay guy, go out to a gay bar, I cannot WAIT to see a bachelorette dancing there

little newsletter about all my upcoming artwork!! (Seamus and Eddie included) 🍀⚓ www.patreon.com/posts/newsle...

"I am Iron Man" but it's Celery Man

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today and today only this has become a Slayyyter stan account. stream WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA 🦅

checked instagram this morning - a news org I follow posted a photo of a mound of corpses, blown to pieces and dismembered, with zero content warning or filter. later this same day, I had a painting of a guy's ass get removed for violating content guidelines. just screaming into the void here

Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not!!🥬

if you like this painting and want to see more of it, there are some very enjoyably filthy variations on it up on my Patreon!! www.patreon.com/posts/eddie-...

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new year new banner 🎏

if you guys like my work, consider supporting me on Patreon!!! I have all kinds of stuff on there, some that never makes it social media, like spicy variations, Q&A threads, and ofc my entire backlog of artwork at high res 🥬 www.patreon.com/c/CeleryMan6

Who knew I liked curling this much

"We're adding restrictions to your account because your content violates our Community Standa -- lemme stop you right there Instagram, I truly do not give a shit