CareFreeBomb

1st #promosky despite joining in 2023 I am CFB or Luke/Lucas, 38, he/him Software dev & twitch streamer 💣Fandoms: Pokémon, Zelda, Metroid, RPGs, Retro, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Horror, Marvel 💣Music: Rock, Hip Hop, Industrial, Grunge, EDM, Vinyl 💣Follow for: Vulgarity, Bad Vibes, Social Justice

Who up doin coke with Dan Clancy off Amouranth's tits at twitchcon

Order me the stuffed crust or I will put my balls on every flock camera

Yeah, Epic, get Unreal Tournament 26 in development so we can put the Ariana Grande skins in it, and Sonic can hit the griddy after flag caps. Tom Holland saying "monster kill" announcer pack 1200 Fragbucks on the shop. UT x FF7 just announced

Patched all my installs of PHP and Node. New remote code execution vulnerabilities afoot, so do the same ASAP if you use em. This is likely going to be a problem for the foreseeable future with the huge amount of the sites and servers on the internet still running ancient versions.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of achievements.

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

I understand that I am not for everyone, and realistically that is one of my strengths, but it sure would be nice as an autistic to understand *why* sometimes - especially when it's someone you consider a friend who just up and dips with zero explanation, like fuck you too, I guess

Turn off your fucking midroll ads!! (you have been tricked by twitch into believing that disabling prerolls will significantly affect growth and I am going insane sitting through the pauses in conversation and gameplay which people paid to subscribe to avoid in the first place what the actual fuck)

the tech industry is about to invent books

Me and the doordash driver

Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal is the best gen because there is an internal clock that plunges all pixels into darkness every night, but it is also simultaneously the worst gen for making literally every random 2-mon street corner chucklefuck beg for my phone number

Clean your mice, keyboards, and controllers today

Ed Sheeran can suck a sloppy wet shit from my asshole. Free Palestine

Not so friendly reminder that Crazy Taxi World Tour is openly using generative AI for assets. If a streamer is participating in the network beta, then they support this garbage, full stop/slop

Metroid Ravenous looks and sounds so fucking cool

Slippery People underrated, Crosseyed and Painless is STILL WAITING, but I probably gotta give it to Life During Wartime

Got sick of Instagram reels never embedding properly in Discord and watching the url fixes (kkinstagram, etc) constantly fail, so I programmed my bot to ask if the sender of a recognized url wants the embed to be fixed, then calls yt-dlp to temporarily save the videos and edits it into the reply 😌🖕

o p e i t k n o w s 🧀 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

PlayStation airs State of Leased Games**

Just in case you haven't heard it from anyone else yet: Fuck ModRetro. Don't buy their shit. Fuck Palmer Lucky, fuck military contractors, fuck GameStop for carrying this bullshit, and fuck the lemmings who buy the Game Boys made from *attack drone metal.* Eat the biggest of turds, all of you.

My memoir will be titled, Help, I Drank Two Cans of Arizona and I Can't Stop Pissing

Another monthly Archipelago in the books. 9 players, more next time! :cfbINSANE:

Forty dollar rug Twenty dollar lamp PlayStation 2 Tony Hawk 4

I want to bewiive

This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe

Cars in GTA 6 need gas is how hard we lost the Iran war.

No no The CREATURE is a Metroid The character you play as is Metroid’s Monster - birdgas

I don't need to watch Love on the Spectrum, I already saw it in 2001 when it was called Final Fantasy X

G A M I N G 🚀💥 Happy 30th Quake

"If it was opt-in, nobody would opt in" Yeah man that's the fucking point we're trying to make dumb fuck

Important notice for streamers: There's a new opt-out on Twitch to disallow them from using your content to train generative AI. It can be found at the very bottom of www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...

I don't want to live in Wisconsin anymore

The way people glaze on Goldeneye 64 30 years later is so strange to me. Everything about it has aged like raccoon milk compared to a contemporary like Quake that did it first. I usually don't like to play the nostalgia card, but split screen really does have people convinced it was quintessential.

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

2026 and still no noose emoji

System of a Down - Deer Dance, but it's DoorDash, send blue skeet

Maybe a hot take, but programming is an art and therefore was ruined by AI the same way that creative writing, visual mediums, music, and gaming were.

I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to see a viable professional future as someone with a degree in Software Engineering when I morally object to generative AI on grounds of creative theft and environmental harm. I also didn't formally train in the skill for years just to babysit Claude.