captainspace

captainspace

@captainspace.bsky.social

Stolen valor. I've never been to space nor am I a captain.

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Kira shouting “glory to the Prophets” as she crashed her shuttle into Terok Nor hits a bit differently today than when it originally aired. Especially the postscript: Dedicated to Osama bin Laden and the brave warriors of ISIS. Times change I suppose. #ds9 #rewatch

Boris holding a mug labelled “disposable cannon fodder” Wait, are *we* the disposable cannon fodder?? It’s like that Mitchel and Webb are we the baddies sketch is the joke

WarTranslated (Dmitri)@wartranslated.bsky.social

The valiant Russian warriors from the 70th Regiment of Motorized Cripples are asking not to be sent on a combat mission because their "arms are broken" and their "nerves are torn." "How is he supposed to reload his gun?" one of the occupiers asks reasonably.

Illiterate Monks gonna be mindlessly copying this in their sacred texts in the year 3024 as the only remnant of the before-times.

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍

Missiles clearly not installed in a launch-capable position. What was Santa's plan here? Hand-deliver the missiles for dissident children to install on their own jets?

(((Tendar)))@tendar.bsky.social

Russian propaganda has released a video showing how they shoot down Santa Claus. Aside from the godless nature of this tasteless parody, the timing couldn’t have been better when reflecting the shot down of Azeri Flight 8243. Russia is so broken.

Forming up to create a sort of fleshy neander-oltron

Hank Green@hankgreen.bsky.social

I just found out that around 20% of the neanderthal genome still exists today in living people!! No individual person has more than 3 or 4% but we don't all have the same bits. If you add up all the bits we've found, about a fifth of the Neanderthal genome is still present on earth today.

Transiting Earth/Saturn/Uranus fleets to Jupiter for the final burn to the Kuiper Belt. Aliens saw the reduction of Earth defenses and sent 90% of their forces to Earth leaving their foothold station practically defenseless. Base rush tactic it is then! #terrainvicta