captainspace
captainspace
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Stolen valor. I've never been to space nor am I a captain.
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Never watched bing bang theory but it seems pretty good from this ancient meme youtu.be/Qf0kC-MJZrU?...
With regard to Star Wars-based headaches lynch was really ahead of his time youtu.be/EJQ4vCu-S0U?...
Boris holding a mug labelled “disposable cannon fodder” Wait, are *we* the disposable cannon fodder?? It’s like that Mitchel and Webb are we the baddies sketch is the joke
The valiant Russian warriors from the 70th Regiment of Motorized Cripples are asking not to be sent on a combat mission because their "arms are broken" and their "nerves are torn." "How is he supposed to reload his gun?" one of the occupiers asks reasonably.
Missiles clearly not installed in a launch-capable position. What was Santa's plan here? Hand-deliver the missiles for dissident children to install on their own jets?
Russian propaganda has released a video showing how they shoot down Santa Claus. Aside from the godless nature of this tasteless parody, the timing couldn’t have been better when reflecting the shot down of Azeri Flight 8243. Russia is so broken.
Forming up to create a sort of fleshy neander-oltron
I just found out that around 20% of the neanderthal genome still exists today in living people!! No individual person has more than 3 or 4% but we don't all have the same bits. If you add up all the bits we've found, about a fifth of the Neanderthal genome is still present on earth today.