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At this point the show has just turned into Blitzø torture porn.

So Sitri being Vassago’s brother surprised me (in a good way) but it means I need to go back and slightly tweak some of the older chapters of DofE. I’ve debated with myself if I should do that or leave it alone but I’ve decided I like this new element and will work it in.

#CrimsonSky just won out over ANY Helluva song for me and not just bc we got the absolute treasure (haha-Treasure :p Cause Vassago) that is Harvey and Bryce in a duet, in a higher register, and just 😻😻 Everything about it is so deliciously juxtaposed to show us what Stolas values, what he needs

#HBspoilers Yeah, rewatching this last scene and folks there is no Stolago, sorry babes. Stolas’ face says it all, lemme break it down here for everybody, feel free to take notes. First off: this is Stolas’s immediate reaction to reading Vassago’s inscription in the journal. Basically “uhhhhh… oof”

I cannot believe we are getting Barbie… this season has floored me.

Stolas and Vassago duet incoming… also Verosika might be striking again.

Of all the posts to be perceived. Viv, I love this show so much. Amir, I know you’re here for the chaos.

Did I scream that we are getting the palace episode this week? No. Did I scream when I heard Sitri speak? No. Did I scream when The Amanda Show reference happened? Yes.

2024: A musical about sinners in hell? Ok I’ll give it a try. Oh, there is a sister show with Richard Horvitz, my favorite childhood VA? Ok I’ll give it a try. 2026: Stolas in a hardcore BDSM scene with knife play, biting, suspension, impact play, etc…

The last two chapters of Bury the Baddies, a fic written for @helluvabangs.bsky.social are up on AO3! @mythology.bsky.social had such a fun prompt and I’m so honored to have had the opportunity to work on it. 🔗 👇 archiveofourown.org/works/944619...

The last two chapters of @humblebumbee.bsky.social and i’s collab for #IMPplosion2026 are out!! Con artists Stolas and Verosika are getting LAID (to rest?? 💀 ) 💗⛓️🪦⚱️🎀🪏 BURY THE BADDIES ⬇️

Today, during an all staff meeting ice breaker: “tell us what your favorite Halloween candy is” Staffer right before me: “butterscotch” Me: 🫢🤭 The universe is trying me.

So I wrote an angsty drabble of Blitzø watching Stolas and Vassago at Octavia’s 18th Birthday. And he has a heart to heart with Octavia. I’ve had this scene playing in my head for about a month but E3 gave me the motivation to write it down. archiveofourown.org/works/94617146

What I love is we knew that bird was kinky, but it was great to see it in the show. We should def go kinkier with our writing/art. Also I think the first time they do it’s going to be awkward sex and I’m here for that too.

I wrote a short drabble today about a scene I've had in my head for a while between Blitz and Octavia. I'm not posting it today because it contains some E3 spoilers (she's not in the episode), but I will tomorrow morning. Stolago fans, this is the best you're getting from me.

Dude… everyone please make sure you drink your water and are kind to yourself and others tomorrow. Like, take care of yourself, go for a walk, touch some grass. Don’t ask me how I know. I need to recover and process.

Look at this beautiful art by WHIM!!!! She spoils me 😭. You should com her and she will make pretty pictures for you too! Thank you, Whim for the many months of encouragement while developing this story. It’s my baby.

Chapter 8 of DofE is now up, and the first chapter now contains lovely artwork from the amazing @whimstories.bsky.social!!!! #helluvaboss archiveofourown.org/works/889537...

Read it!!!!! It’s sooo good.

It’s IMPlosion posting day!! 🔪 🎪 💋 I’m so excited to share the collab I got to do with the amazing @Humblebumbee 💛 🐝 #implosion2026 #helluvaboss 🪏 BURY THE BADDIES (Link in Humble’s post below)

Brandon a real one www.instagram.com/reel/DeUguDh...

Chapter 8 of DofE will most likely be posted on Monday before the new season. I can’t make any promises of new chapters while s3 airs because my brain will be hyperfixated on the new material, but the chapter will end the first arc of the story, hopefully in a satisfying way. 9 starts a new arc.

My best guess: Rope is the fade to black moment after we see Stolas going to a club alone in his club outfit. Potentially a BDSM club, but it could be a regular club too.

I have a feeling the theme for S3 Blitzø will be The Promise by When In Rome.

My @helluvabangs.bsky.social fic with @ourladygrem.bsky.social. A flower shop AU that features fluff, some dead parent angst, and very silly sex. archiveofourown.org/works/94047436 #HelluvaIMPlosion2026

Hiii~ I need to earn a little extra money, so here's a bit of a sales post! :) You can message me through DMs! If you want one of the custom standees, please contact me directly. I'm open to pretty much everything (NSFW included) so lets chat!! #glitterkonekocommissions | #glitterkonekoart

I am so happy about this short. It's everything we could have ever dreamed of for their dynamic. Plus, super huge validation for how I planned to write them during a future arc of DofE. I cannot wait to write it. But alas, I must write a space adventure with Stolitz first.

One time, @humblebumbee.bsky.social asked me, "If Blitz has spikes on his dick, how does he wear a condom?" I still think about this from time to time. It haunts me.

Thought this would be a perfect time to repost my first ever smut, 47 Days. It was originally written pre-mastermind but is still canon (as of season 2) and I hope yall like it ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/59260843

#IMPtober haunted by a yeehaw cowboy

oooh, okay wait i could probably share some…

My list of fics below!