The Wahttorney™

Hi I'm Cache! I'm a little/middle who loves all things pastel! I do photography and write poetry. Wah is my main sona and I have a capybara cg sona that has no art yet.

I miss taco bell breakfast... I loved it so much. And also just being able to get taco bell when I get off work at 7:30am would be so fucking great

Im allowed one random meme if its relevant

I don't know what's harder to lose after cutting soda and coffee out of my diet, the caffeine or the sugar...

They're saying I'm too big to skip work... They're saying that I'm actually huge and very intimidating.

I wonder if anyone has ever made some abdl tf vore/maw art where one character gets tfed into a paci and then the other one is like sucking on them so it's like they in their maw n all ya know If not, can someone make that? I don't have the time to do it myself rn :///

Offering Received: watercolor paints for hat and cup (#984) they're both quite proud of their paintings! it took some effort to not cover this whole canvas in purple again though...

The danger of teaching yourself to pee your pants for fun is that you have a lot more very near misses while asleep 🙈 Thankfully I did not soak the bed this time

I just found $2 in my wallet and I tried to say "I found a couple fucking bucks" But what I actually said was "Yo! I found a buckle fucking cucks"

this is my biggest contribution to the internet. twenty minutes in photoshop over a decade ago.

Been getting into the world of low budget horror that borders on/is porn... Watching with a friend every weekend. Some of this shit is actually insane lmao

Spectrum will work for 6 months and then stop completely and when they come out they go "not sure how you ever had internet as you don't have a cable" This has happened twice at two different apartments

"came back wrong" but it's me waking up from a nap with no idea what day it is or who I am

Being a brat is fun. But unfortunately, in person I melt into a puddle immediately. Am incapable of being a brat irl

I didn't want to come to work but I did because I can go home and have two days off instead of taking a day and having to come back in tomorrow to make up for it... But two days is not going to be enough for how physically exhausted I am. It's to my bones

#catcrumb

Ferberus? Hydret?

hi, we're Brothers Barley & Rye and this is JACKASS

I remember being small enough to do this and it being the most wonderful, safe, comforting thing in the world. It only went downhill

This... But also who tf am I supposed to vote for? Are we just fucked? I think we're just fucked.

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

Disrespect your surroundings

bear in the big! blue! house!!!

Brain is feeling like mush. I need to exercise, I need to stop drinking soda, I need to be sexy, I need to be baby, I need to go to all the things, I need to rest. I will do none of these things in all likelihood

Ahhhhhh! I need to use an emdash in this weird ass sentence fragment for a poem I'm formatting but I can't!!! It's not allowed anymore!

I thought about this the other day. My taco bell order for two people was nearly $40... When I was a kid we would get like 3 burritos each for a whopping total of $14 for 6 people

It's time to wake up This is all in your head There is no band There's no crowd It's just the silence and yourself Forever - Super Platinum by Madeon

hi, where's your takeoff clearance?

I'm already not a very articulate person and I get less so when I'm upset. And today is a bad day. I'm just in a disagreeable mood. I hate being misunderstood and I hate being made to defend myself.

If only there were people who weren't doing poorly so that I could go to them when my mental health is bad. But unfortunately it seems like there only exist four types of people: mentally fucked, financially fucked, physically ill, and all of the above.

Upset OCD brain won't let me work.

I'm just tired of people arguing with me. I don't want to argue. I want you to listen and nod and then tell me what you think. There's no reason we can't both be right.

I did a thing in illustrator that’s so dumb I must share it: Infinite Maned Wolf Leg.

I'm allowed to throw a tantrum and also be right about what I'm throwing a tantrum about... Okay?

The hardest thing to adapt to with hormones has been eating. I used to get a double cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich and sometimes a chicken wrap. And I'd eat it all in one sitting. Now I feel just as hungry before I eat but I can only eat like half of a chicken sandwich before I'm full