Michael Yazdani

“Hey, I invented a thing. You very probably have rights to the thing. I’m very happy to give you the thing. Want the thing? If not, can you release the thing to me in writing? Pretty please with a cherry on top?” “lol talk to your own lawyer” MY LAWYER??? I’M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE THING 😭

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ByteBind: making the private network part of the login A public management page, an authorized private-network device, and a browser that has to connect the two. ByteBind grew out of a simple question: how

Daily Regrets: a bad decision with a morning routine Bad Decisions has a morning routine now. Daily Regrets deals a round, turns it into a branded card, and posts it to Bluesky every day around 9 a.m. Pa

Bad Decisions: a joke that got multiplayer It started as a joke about a picture on Discord. Two minutes short of thirteen days later, it had real-time multiplayer on the web and a terminal clie

I made some Bad Decisions. Thirteen days later, the joke had an API, multiplayer, a CLI/TUI called Regret, immutable deploys, and enough engineering discipline to become deeply concerning. I wrote about it: blog.bytes.coffee/2026/09/bad-... #OpenSource #Python #SoftwareEngineering #IndieDev

Serious code for a very unserious problem. - pip-installable engine and client - systemd deploy script - live webapp - validated pack format - full provenance on every response - started as a Factor meal-kit joke github.com/BytesAndCoff... Live at bytes.coffee/bad-decision... #python #codex #cah

Just made ByteLinks: a modern, self-hosted Linktree-ish homepage powered by a single JSON file. Built with #Next.js, #React, #Bun, #Docker, and #Nginx Includes live #Markdown, schema validation, dynamic profile updates, and deployment guides Live: link.bytes.coffee Repo: github.com/BytesAndCoff...

love a bit of continvouclous morging

Built a private, Tailscale-aware pastebin github.com/BytesAndCoff... #tailscale #pastebin #python

@tailscale.com do you have a discord or slack for community support?

@bsky.app native iPad app when?

Reskeet if you're gay and tired

The less popular prequel to manic monday

I realize I have no idea how to make friends on this app. Hi, I'm gay and occasionally funny. I like a lot of things, stick around to find out. I was called "a very nice man" by six customers in a row once.

Bluesky users:

Normal fitness motivation: I'm going to be so strong, so buff, so swole, I can do heavy things. Me: I am going to be *so* good at hugging!

Welcome to Bluesky. Yes, every day is like this. No, we will not stop calling them skeets. Any questions?

print(‘Hello, world!’)