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Apparently I’ll see everything

I know I look broke because every restaurant I walk into asks me what DoorDash order I’m picking up.

Time to see the hot new documentary everyone is talking about. Whalefall.

I cant believe you brain morons forgot the basics of Economics.

All of you are fake, except for me, I’m real

The words “Cultural Mukbang” popped into my head. I feel like this means something.

How has this happened more than once?

lol, the grocery PA just advertised a payday loan for the people working at the store. October *is* the spooky month.

I really had to think about my nine games

We wasted Crispin Glover. Generational talent.

The new Resident Evil rules because it acknowledges that Ethan Winters is a better protagonist than Leon S. Kennedy.

Going to see Resident Evil later today, wondering if it’s a Landlord’s Rights movie.

Just once I want to toss a rotten tomato at a guy I don’t like.

Forever fascinated by the bizarre way in which Reggie Fils-Aimé described Bowser's Inside Story at E3 in 2009. We discuss this and many other Mario moments in the most recent episode. And, of course, an all new episode is coming on Monday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k5a...

What up haters! New episode! We’re discussing CRINGE with @garaktailor.com! Remember: kill the part of you that cringes. Cringe is a gun. Cringe is a tool of fascism. And more!

The worst part about hiccups is that they are a horrific experience, but nobody cares because it makes a funny hyuck sound.

How many Pop Tart flavored BuzzBallz do you think I can drink before I get isekaied up to heaven?

Yeah, I think I’ll be OK

I was kinda hoping I wouldn’t have to post this clip all the goddamn time.

I think about this at least a dozen times a day.

2026 media thread

I was kinda hoping I wouldn’t be posting this clip all the goddamn time.

Now that I’ve seen how big a cruise ship is, yeah, they are an affront to god.

Love it when the end of a gambling as says “please gamble responsibly” I thought the irresponsibly of it was what made it fun?

TAKE the EGG!!

It’s so easy to clock ai voices, holy shit. We can all tell this is velveeta and not real cheese. You’re not fooling anybody.

I can’t believe all these tech ceos are going all-in on the ass kissing machine.

What I’m learning is that babies are the powerhouse of the cell.

It’s so cool not knowing anything about the Sex Purge movie.

Ever since I moved to Seattle, my face has been constantly covered in scrambled eggs.

Fact: Blue makes the water colder

Evil Dead Burn trip report: It’s very good.

No good can happen, only bad happen.

I hope you don't mind, but I am going to quote tweet this so other people can see it too: here are my two cyberpunk essays. first, cyberpunk and DA FUZZ docseuss.medium.com/i-am-going-t...

What I've encountered most seems to boil down to people seeing the word "punk" and assume that that means that cyberpunk is about rebellion and rebels in the future world, and not about people trying to scrape by (frequently by dubious means) in a corporate hellscape they have no control over

The silent majority is also invisible.

Sometimes I wonder what the healthy amount of Old Video Games is. Maybe I’ve gone too far.

A lot of things can be traced back to The Red Green Show. Apparently this also includes the evil white genocide movie Citizen Vigilante.

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In big economic news,