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repost if you will never vote for a democrat willing to harm trans kids puberty blockers are medicine hormones are medicine nobody is carving your kids up children know who they feel like

Happy Crock of Shit Day! A year ago today, the federal government was hard at work committing prosecutorial misconduct to secure the wrongful indictment of myself and five others. Time flies.

I'm in a work meeting and a guy in front of me is taking pictures of people around the room and generating then into wearing like, clown costumes and shit and I feel I would be legally justified in hitting him over the head with a big cartoon mallet

Same guy

I fell off the roof of an Ole Miss frat house and now I'm posting early leaks of Vatican 3 on reddit like it's a nintendo direct

I'm putting a team together

I will die for my country Taco Bell

"How are we going to defeat that giant philistine warrior?"

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has reverse-Fetterman'd during his coma and is now talking like Rev. Jeremiah Wright

why is no one on this app talking about the news

Oh no this is really good

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

2020s is just finding out you were in the group chat "small penis summer" with the shooter in the news

It's a fun and productive way to tell Ben Ryan to fuck off

Like this post to vote for #13 Delaware!

I'm doing my part

A hopeful nation looks to webmd

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

"this could have unanticipated beneficial effects" I say, reaching for the stove

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them." That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.

Snake is my favorite Horse

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

1980's Louisville mascot says don't cross the picket line

Came in on them playing "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" this is some rarefied cringe

The dodgers have deployed the Scrape Child

@sickoscommittee.org youtube tv is undefeated

Artemis update: It's been a tough time. He is still in the hospital, not eating. A few folks have asked how they can help, so I've set up a GoFundMe to help with costs. If you've ever loved Artemis, his gravity experiments and feel moved to help him, here's the link. gofund.me/252b7473c

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

Finally unlocked the good Youtube algo

DENNIS

Those unattractive, twee natalist white people touting the strength of their genes while wearing prescription Warby Parkers need to beGET the fuck out of my face with that weird shit

If the switch price goes up someone's gonna come at trump with the nintendo labo Doohickey™

my promise to you