All-Seeing Goat Wizard

All-Seeing Goat Wizard

@bschaefer.bsky.social

Just happy to be here

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All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

Indiana can't stop tackling receivers as they're jumping to catch a ball. There was a terrible amount of holding on the same play so I'm not sure where to go here other than college refs have been awful this year.

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

This is becoming an untenable situation. I will need to see You Can See Everything this weekend simply because I can't go online without having something about the movie almost ruined every time.

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

We should all have this level of spite for stupid shit our parents say.

HulloThere@jethroreading32.bsky.social

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

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Ken Tremendous
@kentremendous.bsky.social

Are you fucking kidding me

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

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Jason Concepcion
@netw3rk.bsky.social

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

I mean yes, technically, if we're doing root cause analysis here 😂

Matthew Sheffield@matthew.flux.community

Critical to note here that the core problem with her statements is not ignorance, it's Christian fundamentalism. Her anti-intellectual and superstitious religious views reward ignorance and encourage religious bigotry. And then the Republican party just weaponizes them.

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

Key difference between Republicans and Democrats (other than the obvious) If it were flipped, Republicans would have spent the last 48 hours all on the same page trying to destroy the reputation of the opposing party for a bad ad with bad consequences. They'd have booked every show.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Acton, is a liar, and much worse. The Press is trying to get him to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about daughter that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving"

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

Every candidate, every right wing media outlet, everyone would have been on the same page in a coordinated effort to win the governorship of Ohio. Easy win. Democrats fill that void with absolutely nothing, and turn the narrative over to the other party. It could cost them a governorship.

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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

defector.comVivek Ramaswamy Is Going After The Abusive Parent Vote | DefectorThis is not to discredit the existence of some underlying tactical or strategic calculations, and it is absolutely not extending credit to the shockingly vile creatures doing it, but when you see a re...

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Toby Buckle
@polphilpod.bsky.social

Replying to @polphilpod.bsky.social

at a minimum, a worldview has to be connected to reality before you can appease it

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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social

i feel kind of bad. this year a bunch of us sports fans on bluesky started posting stuff like "the knicks won the nba finals" and "indiana won the national college football title." it was funny for a while, but we've dragged it on so long that people who don't watch sports think they actually did

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

I thought this was the Republican pull yourself up by the bootstraps wet dream.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You go up to Minnesota -- number one place in the entire country for the sale of Mercedes-Benz. And Somalians are buying them. They come here with low IQs and no money and they get rich. Do we feel stupid? Our fraud division is getting them all."

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

A doddering 80 year old man chasing you around and talking about your ass, only it's the president of the united states and you're a 59 year old man running for senator

Omar Wasow@owasow.bsky.social

“The president kicked off most rallies this week by praising the appearance of Republican male candidates. (He seemed particularly enthralled by the backside of Senator Jon Husted, Republican of Ohio, bringing it up at two different rallies this week.)” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/18/u...

nytimes.comTrump Hits Campaign Trail as White House Turmoil Weighs on GOP Midterm Prospects (Gift Article)As Trump held rallies around the nation, his White House was consumed by dramas that reinforce how his presidency has become a drag on his party’s prospects in the midterms.
All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

I say this because I remember reading an article about how design and style matches the mood of the country and why the cybertruck is even a design thing that could happen nowadays and be remotely popular.

All-Seeing Goat Wizard
@bschaefer.bsky.social

I always remember seeing the Jetsons as they're all buzzing around going place to place and thought how are they all not hitting each other? Cincinnati can't even drive when it rains let alone snows let alone be fucking flying.

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dr. rich traditions, JD
@helldude.bsky.social

Replying to @helldude.bsky.social

oh you made the computer sound like a guy? it can summarize answers really fast? well life-giving liquid just falls out of the sky and a delicious tomato can just appear magically out of dirt. id say "but your thing is cool too" but id be lying. your thing is dumb as fuck compared to a tomato