Poor Righteous Teacher

Finna eat'chu from the roota to da toota!

He said "DON'T FORGET YOUR TIP!"

Yes. Kids were doing PSATs so I had my classroom to myself all day. Actually got to doodle a little bit.

Know what im tired of?? Everything needing an app or a portal. Tired of creating accounts with log ons and passwords.

Please remember that for some, various circumstances are prohibiting them from voting early. Continue to encourage early voting as well as voting in general ON Election Day.

All I wanted to do was stay up as late as I wanted, eat what I wanted, sleep in on the weekends, and spend my money at the mall. I want a refund!

Teriyaki.

•The Long Kiss Goodnight •Galaxy Quest •León: The Professional •The Nice Guys

All the cream, all the sugar.

I think ppl fundamentally misunderstand the literacy crisis. It’s not that ppl can’t read words. It’s about decoding meaning & other things. If I drop a legal document in front ppl who are not lawyers, and it’s riddled with legalese, chances are they can read every word & not know what it says.

Why don’t stories like this trend in this countries ‘ain’t shit’ media? They love putting a negative narrative in play tho.

Sometimes they make you work AT work. I ain't come here for allat!😤

LMFAOOOO bra im genuinely in tears cause they whooped ass 😂😂😂😂

She's not gonna get this job but they know that if they say they're considering her it will be at least 2 days of "news" coverage about this instead of about how Trump/Republicans are on pace for the worst midterm loss since the 2010 Tea Party wave and are actively trying to steal elections in CA/AK

"Eat a d¡ck up till you hiccup" is a MFn BAR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

One of my 1st cousins looks precisely like Kelly Rowland.

The Dark Tower Between My Legs.

We've been signed up for the Seven Circles + subscription. •More adds •Daily price increase •One streaming show to choose from •You can only cancel your subscription if enough people vote for its removal •Even after you get rid of the app, you and the next generation will be charged.

Poe' it up poe' it up....

Can I say something, please?

White people could stop racism in less than 24 hours. Instead.....

I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents" The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family

I don't like cole slaw, but I like sauerkraut on a kielbasa. Am I a....

It really don’t matter what food you like if you don’t vote all this shit gonna get recalled

Sometimes you gotta pop out and VOTE

You made someone cry, that's cool....but have you ever made someone 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨?

Rude. I hope you lose the cap to your brand new tube of toothpaste 😑

*playing dumb* "Wha'chu crying fuh?"

My alma mater pulled off the upset vs. Tennessee in walk-off fashion!

Name a fictional character death you haven't gotten over:

Remember to set y'all's clocks back this Saturday night, so y'all can get that extra hour of Spooky Season in.

"I hope Jesus doesn't find out about this😬"

Infinite prayers going up for Jalen Williams 🙏🏽

Should've listened to @solomonrmissouri.com . Now he's facing the inevitable last step:

A JAM open.spotify.com/track/1FLVjf...

Brewster's Millions was one of my faves growing up. Saw it in the theater. Yes, I'm an Old™.

Falcons are beating the 49ers....

Oh, so this wasn't hyperbole, but rather a statement. Jesus Devante Christ....

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