Jamaica B

Every day, a half dozen stories that would be major scandals in any other administration.

You can recycle this one for the next 80 years

Middle East update: US and Iran still at war, Israel still committing genocide and crimes against humanity being a absolute shit to everyone around them, the gulf states are still getting the shit beat out of them, Yemen is still a collapsed state, and everyone is bullying Oman.

A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress.

I remember when Bill Clinton met with the Attorney General for three minutes when Hillary was being investigated for mishandling classified information, and the republicans cried bloody murder. Now, the AG nominee is covering for pedophiles and that seems okay. WHAT THE FUCK?

Bury them under a prison.

Trump commits it. Hegseth injects it. Jesse Watters jokes about it. Andrew Tate scales and monetizes it. The alpha male is a costume stitched together from insecurity, misogyny, and a need to dominate, rape, and dehumanize women.

This has been the most spiritually bankrupt celebration of anything I've ever seen and that's it, that's our 250th. We don't get to go back and redo it, this one's in the books: Temu Arch, cheesy architecture, horrible displays, AI everywhere. Far right propaganda. Jokes at our expense

And then...nothing. The silence of people who cannot be mad at Trump and therefore feel nothing Snippets of words amidst the audio chaos. Per my scribbled notes: "Liberty, precious like never before, safe and productive than ever before"

This might be the end of the line, folks. My battery is at 6% and there's no getting out of this crush without passing out. This is my life now. Forever sweating through my rain-soaked shirt in the DC swamp, surrounded by MAGA I think we all knew this is how I'd go out Ave Maria begins to play

This is absolutely miserable and I'm having a wonderful time

Oh my God, this entire thread is pure gold. Can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard.

So disheartening that we are still here... America, you're 250 years old for heavens sake - evolve! www.reutersconnect.com/item/fourth-...

Rep. Ivey: It's going to cost $125M to change the name from Department of Defense to Department of War. Vought: "It's common sense." (We could spend $125M on healthcare, food, education, infrastructure, but we have to tell the world that we're going to attack first, not just defending ourselves?)

Four Supreme Court justices have argued that Donald Trump can change the Constitution with an executive action, BUT JOE BIDEN CAN’T FORGIVE YOUR STUDENT LOAN DEBT.

Weird how this never applies to the Second Amendment.

its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”

Where is the press? “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there’s highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.” Rep. Ted Lieu

Republicans being furious over any scandals this point is ridiculous when their president literally started a war and bets on it and covered up the raping of children.

Yes - and also the reaction of his cabinet members, more worried about what details to release, not disgusted at the details themselves. These people are demons.

This is a good time to remind people that Jeff Flake voted to confirm alleged attempted rapist Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court so I invite him to drink a tall glass of shut the fuck up.

How dare you say the POTUS bragging about how he gets to keep his helipad at his private resort in Palm Beach after his term ends is out of touch with the needs of everyday Americans?

The idea that this just happened to the Broadview 6 — forcing grand juries to indict by cajoling them in an elevator, vouching to the grand jury, and telling "no" votes to leave if they don't want to indict — is nuts. It's probably happening everywhere. And it means the law as we know it is dead.

To put it bluntly, our country poisons us. The US allows food/beverage manufacturers to include additives that have been completely banned in the EU. Unsure if any petition would be effective, especially in this administration, but we have to keep trying. action.consumerreports.org/yuka-2026060...

Richard Gere just said what millions are feeling. At the 2026 Oslo Freedom Forum, Gere choked up and called this “the darkest moment of my life,” warning that America’s democratic norms and human rights are under unprecedented strain. #USDemocracy #Pinks

Many young Republicans claim that James Talarico’s vegan girlfriend is not as attractive as their own Canadian girlfriends.

Whether it’s Trump knocking down one third of the White House and building a fighting cage which towers above it or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit, both presidents challenged the boundaries of established Washington norms.

Trump’s refusal to release any of his medical records has reporters wondering just what it is that Joe Biden is hiding

Whenever I’m about to sign a contract with someone I like to drop some fucking bombs and laser guided missiles on their shit just to seal the deal.

I firmly believe that the orange felon wanted his $1.7 Billion criminal slush fund to pay his MAGA terrorists incentives for a future insurrection coup plot. It has nothing to do with wanting to pay them reparations, it was always about telling them to “stand by.”

Walking very normal today sir. Looking very sober.

I live in the greatest country in the world. I pay $450 a month for health insurance so I can pay $250 to go to a doctor who prescribes me a medication that I can't afford because it isn't covered by insurance.

The autocracy of architecture. He started at $250M and “I’ll pay,” then “it’s free,” then “no taxpayer cost,” and now it’s a $1B taxpayer-funded fortified bunker. Only in this timeline does being president include requesting a public-funded villain origin lair.

BREAKING: The FBI is raiding the office of Virginia Senate President Pro Tempore L. Louise Lucas in Portsmouth, Virginia, according to Fox News, who was conveniently on the scene. 1/4

Good morning, Sammie! Happy Wednesday! I really appreciated the laugh, and want to send one to you in return! Colin Jost on SNL as Pete Hegseth

May the fourth be with you.

What in the actual fuck?

A win! Thank you for always making your voices heard. The House passed a DHS funding bill by voice vote this afternoon, ending a 75-day shutdown the longest agency shutdown in U.S. history. The GOP caved. The bill funds DHS but includes no money for ICE or Customs and Border Protection.

SCOTUS has never had a mechanism to enforce their rulings it has always been about honor & respect,we honor their decisions because we respected the institution but the institution doesn't honor or respect the constitution anymore so we have no reason to abide by their rulings

The fact that Trump didn’t know about SCOTUS ruling until WH press pool told him (2PM!) not only speaks to the dysfunction & laziness of our POTUS who claimed he was talking to contracts re: WH ballroom) it shows how the engine driving all this reactionary BS exists beyond him.

🚨BREAKING: Newly obtained documents show a clear paper trail of Trump administration officials planning to share sensitive voter data with an outside political group trying to overturn elections, as part of a secret agreement. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Giving control of all 3 branches of government to the Republicans was a bigger mistake than electing Trump. You managed to exploit a Constitutional flaw that the founding fathers never anticipated because it didn’t seem possible that either party could be entirely, 100% corrupt.

Can they really not find the bullet, or are they hiding it because they don’t want to admit it was friendly fire?

Yes, he should.

If paying an informant inside a group means you "funded" that group, then the FBI has been funding every criminal network it has ever infiltrated. Kash is a moron.

Crikey, what a week! Thank goodness it's Friday.

Anyone suggesting we should stop accurately pointing out factual ways that the president is wrecking this country on a daily basis, or expressing an opinion about that, because of something a random nut does is espousing a profoundly un-American concept that I completely reject.

The exact definition of a sadist. Should dump them all together on Epstein’s island and let them just destroy each other.

I don't understand why we as taxpayers don't have more say on what they decide to do with national landmarks. He wants to destroy the east wing for a ballroom and bang, there it goes. So what if little John Kennedy played in his mom's Rose Garden when Melania wants a patio. This shit isn't fair