Briseph

“I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without expectations of rewards or punishments after I am dead.” - Kurt Vonnegut

Does anyone else’s dog park their butt in front of your face while you’re sleeping and proceed to unleash holy hell so fierce that the smell actually wakes you up

Does anyone else have legit beefs with their dog for a whole day

It’s too bad I’m an atheist because I legit would make the best nun ever

Everyone in every bar in America tonight better be pourin one out for Normie

How are they not calling it the OPP Redemption yet #neworleans

In the minute chance that a rich person sees this and feels like doing a random good deed, PLEASE PLEASE BUY ME A CAR Taking the bus in L.A. is a freaking gamble with my life

Depression kills over a million people every year and there are still so many people who don’t take it seriously. RIP Nicky. 💙 deadline.com/2025/04/nick...

Me not realizing I had pesto stuck in my teeth after meeting one of my favorite actors at the store:

Binge watching Little House on the Prairie because the world has become a dystopian hellhole and this is the closest thing I can get to heroin

Got mini-shook by the earthquake and later heard coyotes in battle (or whatever)…L.A. is extra L.A.-ing tonight lol

Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

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MAGA owns this. I would call them animals but animals don’t have the evil required to do things like this. RIP Sam, you deserved a life of peace and happiness.

Y’all I cannot handle how amazing Severance is. Everything about the show is NEXT LEVEL EXCELLENCE. And I love Irv so much 😭

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Finally some signs of life!!

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

“Wait…dad’s not…leaving is he?” “He does this every day…” “HE’S NOT LEAVING RIGHT?!” … “OH MY GAWD HE FUCKING LEFT”

For those who’ve said I’m overreacting about how the Trump administration is going to institute actual fascism, THIS is how it starts. Mass deportation and crippling of colleges and universities. This is terrifying.

RIP Bob Uecker. Never forget the time he and Bob Gibson got in trouble for holding hands during the team photo.

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Seen on Venice Beach 💙

In August it will have been 20 years since I evacuated for Hurricane Katrina. The worst part was not knowing what was going on back home. We have phones now that can provide us with all the info we want, and yet we are more misinformed than back then. I wish I had the grit and 💰 to homestead.

Feel like I’ve aged 5 years in the past three days. Look like it too ☹️

Thank you for that false alarm and the heart attack notification following it, L.A.

Anyone remember these? I miss being a kid 😭

If I hear one more time about celebrities losing their homes right now my head is going to explode. I have a feeling they’ll be okay. Us lowlife plebs however could see our teeny tiny savings obliterated in the coming days. But do go on about Reese Witherspoon or Steven Spielberg.

Y’all this fire is getting closer than any wildfire has gotten before I’m really scared

Democracy is completely obliterated. The wealthiest men in the world just beat the crap out of it.

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…

New Orleans is my hometown and will always have my heart, but the fact that the police chief tells the world “don’t worry it was just locals” reminds me of just how fucked up it is. It’s one of the most amazing cities in the world- it deserves better leadership than this.

Is it just me or should veterans never be homeless no matter what? They put their life on the line for their country and their country doesn’t give a damn. It’s atrocious.

RIP beautiful horror queen Olivia Hussey 💙

If you've never donated to Wikipedia, now's the time. Elon Musk is attacking it because it's one of the only sources of honest, curated information that he can't control. www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-ta...

Capitalism became too extreme a long time ago…we’re witnessing the fall of Rome in 2024

WTAF

Still looking for Kevin’s father here. No dementia, but some issues with depression. Last seen yesterday morning in south New Jersey. Please circulate widely.

….I just….wow

Whoever did this holds the key to my heart

Texas has always had its problems, but it’s straight up psychotic now. Ann Richards would be appalled.

Hey y’all it could be worse…Kanye could show up again Just don’t say his name three times.

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with.