Basement of the Empire State Bldg

We live in an age of irony, or perhaps post-irony since no one really irons anymore.

Remember those Pharoah who would entomb their servants in order to sustain eternal servitude? That's what Trump's up to. He knows his death is near...and wants to take us and the country down with him.

Trump's purposefully tanking the country because he's afraid his own rotting is accelerating.

Lee Greenwood and all these people asking god to "bless the usa" are increasing the likelihood that a meteorite will hit the ballroom during its first official function.

Instead of a triumphal arch or ballroom, Dumbold should create the Dumbold J. Drumpf Memorial Swamp.

I hope by midterms gas is six/seven dollars a gallon and all the pardoned J6ers and the lame-ass militia members are rallying on Pennsylvania Avenue before storming and defecating in the stupid ballroom.

Simple solution to Iran war: In return for a ceasefire and reopening Hormuz, simply promise to turn over President Trump to the Iranians. I'm sure they'll treat him more than fairly.

Journey sucks!

What the death of irony sounds like: “We arrrrrrrre liiiiiiiiiive from the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C., for UFC Freedom 250, presented by Ram Trucks — nothing stops Ram — and by Crypto.com, the world’s leading cryptocurrency platform.”

Glad to see an 80 year old warrior overcome his bonespurs to play 18 holes of golf today. An inspiration to us all.

Haha Andrew Tate! Hope you serve 100 and 8!

It looks like someone used a putty knife to spakle a big face onto a little head

Trump is barely literate of course, yet I'll still point out that to "completely decimate" a country is a contradiction in terms.

Celebrating the 4th by watching Birth of a Nation. A representative panel; "Election day. All blacks are given the ballot while leading whites are disenfranchised." Anti-DEI lies and whitewashing are nothing new.

"Trump takes fraud seriously," says JD Vance. True, it's like his second job, and the only thing he does competently.

Trump cursed the USMNT...like everything else he touches.

Last night someone burned Dullnold in effigy. It sparked a fuhrer.

Celebrating the 4th by watching Birth of a Nation. A representative panel; "Election day. All blacks are given the ballot while leading whites are disenfranchised." Anti-DEI lies and whitewashing are nothing new.

"It’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I’m going to go, and I’m going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything." Since you can do anything... stop being a buffoon, drop the temperature to 77*, and go roll in swamp gravy.

King Don chopped down sacred cherry trees to build his lavish banquet hall and ballroom. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier his hunger grew. A one-man plague, he devoured it all. When nothing was left to consume, he trapped his fist and ate it, along with the rest and vanished.

Some say the USA's defining trait has always been cruelty. That hurts. That really hits home. I guess you could say "yes but" if your store of hope outweighs your knowledge of American atrocity.

White House spokesperson Anna Kelly says that there are "no conflicts of interest" and that Trump "only acts in the best interests of the American public." Glad that's cleared up!

King Don chopped down sacred cherry trees to build his lavish banquet hall and ballroom. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier his hunger grew. A one-man plague, he devoured it all. When nothing was left to consume, he trapped his fist and ate it, along with the rest and vanished.

Why are "waves of diarrhea" being reported sweeping (swamping?) the US? Could it have anything to do with incompetence (incontinence) at the highest levels, including a rudderless FDA? I do vaguely recall someone high up cropdusting the nation, dropping straight 💩 bombs on us all.

Organizers supposedly honoring America's 250th birthday: where is the honor coming from...Temu?

One day Dull-n-old will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.

No. Don't. Stop.

One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.

“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." -Jeffrey Epstein

King Erysichthon chopped down a sacred grove of trees to build a lavish banquet hall. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier he became. Spent his entire treasury on food, sold his own daughter, went mad and consumed himself. An old myth, probably no connection to.current conditions

One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.

King Erysichthon chopped down a sacred grove of trees to build a lavish banquet hall. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier he became. Spent his entire treasury on food, sold his own daughter, went mad and consumed himself. An old myth, probably no connection to.current conditions

One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.

Let's remember that Queen Latifah is someone's Aunt Tifah.

45/47: Living the Americon Dream

One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.

Vacation Bible School: neither school nor vacation.

Omg! I'm so sorry I accidentally texted you! You're so nice! Let's go to another server and exchange pics 😊 bc this my professional work phone

Whaddaya call a rotting orange surrounded by gold leaf?

Breaking news: Department of Justice just indicted algae for being part of the terrorist group, Algaefa.

I'm beginning to believe in American exceptionalism: exceptionally ignorant, exceptionally authoritarian, exceptionally crass. Happy 250! Yeehaw! USA! USA!

If anyone ever calls you an 'old-ass man,' remind them that your ass is the same exact age as the rest of you.

I was talking to my octogenarian mother and mentioned that I had Friday off because of the holiday and, not meaning to be funny, she said, "Oh that'sright...it's Umpteenth.

The worst trip I ever took on acid was better than this current administration: it was over in 24 hours, and I was the only one who saw and heard the demons.

FU UFC! We're done.

Don't look now, but the emporer has no clothes. Ew! Toldja not to look!

As Confucius says: Man whose pants are too tight will never have ballroom.

Mighty Zeus! Hear my prayer, O wielder of lightning! Let your swift-striking fire cut through the clouds!

Stephen Miller is "a visual assault on God's creation."

Unhappy birthday to the malignant, sociopathic, Reverse King Midas turning the White House, the nation, and everything else he touches into mierda!