Rachel 🇨🇦

13 July

The illusion of choice

2 July

Who the hell gets sunburnt in Newfoundland

1 July

19 June

I’m always gonna be the last one on the plane. It’s assigned seating. Why would you willingly line up to sit on a plane longer than you have to

18 June

Dominik 🔮@tkdodo.eu

explain your @ dodo = first 2 of firstname + first 2 of lastname tkdodo = the Tae Kwon 🦤 from IceAge (the movie) I live in the EU 🇪🇺

14 June

My last few weeks of being rich 💔

21 May

Something karmically unfair about being in a job you hate for four years with no opportunity for advancement and then getting a job you love but getting promoted out of it in 8 months and then loving the new one but getting promoted out of it AGAIN 10 months later

6 May

Maybe

3 May

Livestream of an improv show got recommended for me on YouTube and there’s 3 people watching (now 4)

24 Apr

Re-downloading Twitter to block The Tonight Show in solidarity with Christian Hubicki (they follow me, I don't follow back)

23 Apr

Was at a show last night and the presenter accidentally said we were in America and the Canadian crowd turned VICIOUS

4 Apr

Ordered a milkshake at a restaurant and the server says “are you sure you don’t mind if there’s whipped cream?” And when she came back she said “be careful it’s really cold”

5 Apr

Going to dinner before a comedy show and the server is funnier than the comedian >>>

1 Apr

Live 2 bake

1 Apr

Yummmm

25 Mar

$180 plane ticket to see a $10 show

20 Mar

When I’m on Survivor Canada and I find the Billy Talent Boomerang Idol

20 Mar

When Sam Roberts from the Sam Roberts Band shows up and cooks me a fish

11 Mar

Love seeing political American bands when they come to Canada cause they’ll give a speech like “universal healthcare for ALL” and it’s like bro we got that tho

2 Mar

When the whole GC hates Daylight Savings Time

28 Feb

I (Canadian) made Mexican Parma (Australian dish based on an Italian dish named after a third unrelated country)

2 Feb

Was going to work on the train and the one in front of us derailed so I sat on the train for two hours until we could go into the station and then when we did and I got to my office they wouldn’t let anyone in or out due to an active security threat. I love RTO!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Feb

Wasn’t sitting down at my desk until 11:30 and then left at 3:30 because they dropped the train schedule from every 10 minutes to every hour. Feeling really #productive and #collaborative in the office. This is so much better than if I just logged in and worked a normal 8 hours from home.

1 Feb

Learned how to play Euchre two weeks ago, entered a tournament today and won third place #alwaysstaygrinding

1 Feb

Euchrcels are seething

28 Jan

Two of my co-workers have gotten into car accidents the last two days coming into work. Thanks Doug Ford & RTO lobbyists

27 Jan

Just budgeted myself $3000 a year for entertainment and idk if it’s even enough

27 Jan

I LOVE to be entertained

24 Jan

The Canadian experience of going to a concert you know will be hot af but it’s -23 outside and you have to walk from the car but you don’t want to pay for coat check

24 Jan

My fingers were numb a second ago and now I’m already sweating :(

How it feels knowing I’m about to get another unthinkable triple play at work that somehow works out in my favour for no reason

21 Jan

Massive W

How it feels knowing I’m about to get another unthinkable triple play at work that somehow works out in my favour for no reason

By work I mean meth lab by triple play I mean when Walt got those dudes in prison all killed simultaneously. I’m the official Breaking Bad bsky acct

How it feels being the official Breaking Bad bsky acct

11 Jan

Just finished watching the last season I had of Survivor AU. I’m devastated 😭

5 Jan

My winter coat is almost too good. Bro it’s -10 and I am SWEATING

5 Jan

Was walking out of my building and let a guy in who was delivering a package. Two minutes later I get a notification a package I was waiting for for delivered. Life is so serendipitous.

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Boo!-per Lund

@cooperlund.online

18 Dec 2025

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

20 Dec 2025

Friday is for the gay TV shows (Pluribus and Heated Rivalry)

20 Dec 2025

The official breaking bad bsky acct btw

18 Dec 2025

Dumb survivor’s over which means I can watch Australian survivor again

17 Dec 2025

15 Dec 2025

The news is stopping people asking them what the city can do better next year and this guy is yelling about bail reform. The median voter is so cooked

13 Dec 2025

At a show and no one is standing on the floor and just crowding around the edges so they don’t block the people at the tables. Most Canadian shit I’ve ever seen

Woman in front of me at this show literally saying the reason 30 year olds can’t buy a house is because they spend too much on lattes. I thought people only said that as a joke LOL

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The woman is genuinely a terrible person lol. She’s complaining about supporting Ukraine now

Her cell phone went off at the climax of the show and it took like 5 rings for her to turn it off. Bro go back to your home that you own!!!

Woman in front of me at this show literally saying the reason 30 year olds can’t buy a house is because they spend too much on lattes. I thought people only said that as a joke LOL

Now they’re talking about city planning and development charges