Cornbread Countess

Since your government hates you and doesn’t care if you starve despite you paying taxes into a system that should help you like SNAP… This is where you can get food if you need it.

I think we will have anchovy carbonara

He might just be eating hopes and dreams for dinner.

I wish I had thought about dinner earlier. SMH I’d have defrosted these pork chops!

Chicken case-a-dillas sounds fire. I may have to make them beef tho.

Knicks game tonight. Lemme go dig up my jersey.

This is geared towards putting a certain group of children behind bars. It’s just another pipeline to prison.

What’s for dinner yall? I gotta figure out what to cook.

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I'll just be handing out the oversized bandaids no one ever uses.

Do dogs get laryngitis? Please say they do, so this fluff ball across the way can shut up.

I really do love dogs but the dog next door, omfg it barks all damn day like it is paying bills.

How can they send us oil as a gift if they are technically under US control?

What’s good Saints and Aints.

Tonight’s dinner, meat from the smoked meat house.

We at the movies, I ask the kids where are the people to order snacks, it’s only kiosks. They gone ask if I need help. No I’m old. I want people. Why they got an attitude. Alright jobless.

Yall ears mad loud

Turn your ears down

I’ve never heard anyone in their car on the Bluetooth unless the windows are down or when they’re parked.

She didn’t deserve the hate she got because folks let so many off the hook. They were just at the Jay Z concert cheering for Snoop who did the same thing as Chrisette Michelle. They are picking and choosing which ones they forget about.

They be in the car alone! Men and women. I don’t understand.

Yeah I’m still eating candy. I should’ve been a silver tooth kid.

Whewwwwwww these are fucking sour!

I do not understand holding the phone when all cars basically have Bluetooth. (Yes we know older cars don’t.)

I’m truly at a loss for words

He saw that sausage fest birthday party

Again, where is the lie

Where is the lie

I hope I am alive long enough to see celebrity and influencer culture die out..majority of those people hate their own audience

So a man just tried to sell me a bottle of 13 crimes while walking the dog.

Today is the only day of the year you can watch an MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA and WNBA game at the same time

Nothing better than ramen for a flu birthday. The Kanabo spice ramen was pretty spicy but no match for a hot sauce heathen like myself. They said it would make me cry, I shed a 1/4 thug tear.

Awww shout to all the moms raising kids on the spectrum. Keep going. You got this. We got this.

What’s popping Saints and Aints

Knicks are gone Knick. At least the Giants gave me a win

If I drunk skeet later it’s not my fault

This drank skrong

She isn't eligible to vote, so...

Alex, what are lies I tell myself?

The cinnatussy don’t taste good without the extra cream.

Thank you! 🥰🥰🫶🏽🫶🏽 Pale Ale

Giants just gave me a win for my birthday

Men from Brooklyn can’t play 2K online. All you hear is “SMD,” “fuck you, your bitch ass.” Literally been the last 3.5 hrs

When the 2K comes out so you go from this to this in less than 24 hrs 😭

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