I think this demonstrates p well that you can never predict what your magnum opus will be – you've just gotta make a thing and see how it turns out (…shhh wdym I'm supposed to listen to what I'm saying and that waiting around won't do anything, wdym I need to take my own advice)
Me: Fiction writing seems fun but I should do a not-too-ambitious project first just to practice before starting on something big [Creates Ranked Competitive Breast Growth] [RCBG becomes more interesting than the other thing I had in mind] Task failed successfully lmao