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Alcohol is objectively worse and more dangerous than marijuana or THC edibles. But some people are so scared from the War on Drugs era they have no issue with alcohol and are terrified of marijuana.

Holy shit the pilot episode for South Park was something else

Dump is wearing more make up than ever in this press conference

"Anyway" is not a plural. Stop putting an s on it. Matter of fact, anything with "way" in it is singular. We still have a way to go Anyway you take, you'll end up there

Imagine being so brainwashed…. #bluesky #brainwashed #cult

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall Because his wall wasn't a wall It was just a shitty fence

He already lost his credibility, because the Gentleman who is in charge of the Cult, broke the 10 commandments. Thou shall not commit adultery, false witness, and coveting.. He's not a man of God if he allows certain individuals to break the 10 commandments

I’M OFFICIALLY ON THE BALLOT!!!!!!! Because of y’all, we’re breaking fundraising RECORDS (from thousands giving $19/person) Many are calling this THE PEOPLE’S campaign Time to get to bring a spine to Congress and CRUSH this fraud in the White House! LFGGGG ⚡️🇺🇸

Here's the truth.

Sam is finally getting exactly what he deserves... #GameChanger

I can't imagine being in a threesome. Disappointing one girl is enough at one time for me.

Burn in your imaginary Hell you hateful cunt

Every step you take Every move you make Ill be stalking you

"Take a shit" is a weird sentence. Whose shit are you going to take? Why are you taking one at all?

Tom McDonald's is such a MAGAt shill

Dont ask Trump why he thinks America stopped being great. He'll go on a rant about Obama.

AN OLDIE but GOODIE... Please PET ...

There's a reason that red states are leaches. Because Republicans only fuck things up.

If they were smart they wouldn’t be MAGA

Someone hand me a Death Note so I can take out these trash political leaders. Ahem Putin ahem Dump

These news channels need a fucking electric chair that goes off when you interrupt someone. Try to talk over someone? *ZZZ*

MAGA is not Republican. It never was. It has always been the party of Trump.

Mark Zuckerberg has spent $110M to buy 11 houses in one Palo Alto neighborhood. He's turning the homes into a compound. That's on top of his 30 bedroom, 30 bathroom compound in Hawaii and another in Lake Tahoe. I don’t want to hear that billionaires can’t afford a wealth tax.

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Wholesale inflation up .9%. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Strikes out with make-believe peace meeting. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein $60 million taxpayer money on golf outings. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. They're all full of shit. Not mine though, mine is perfect :)

Hiw many MAGA have to die from Trump's fuck ups before they turn on him? It's not like it's a death cult devoted to a personality instead of reason or humanity. Wait...

Those traitors should've been shot like the terrorists they are on Jan 6.

This shit needs to stop. If you don't this, I'm not eating at your fucking restaurant and advising people not to eat there. Take. Pictures. Of. Your. Food.

America, the land of the free* *Free to go into crippling medical debt Free to be shot in your schools Free to destroy your own country to "own the libs" by electing a fascist pedophile that has his name on multiple pages of the Epstein visitor logs Free to funnel your money to the top 0.01%

I want every blue state to do what Gavin Newsom is doing. Give the GOP no quarter. 

Keeping the gas on the pedal. The people with “Derangement Syndrome” are those who support him no matter what he does or says

I just drank a regular sprite instead of a sprite zero. Rest in pieces toilet.

Jesus didn't die for anything. He just didn't die. He took a beauty nap for our sins.

I dont need drugs to have fun. They just make me have more fun.

I have a fun new idea for a viral challenge. It's called the Do No Evil Challenge. I challenge everyone in charge of something to do it.

Why is MAGA so intent on ruining everything?