boy rat

between serbia and brazil im feeling cautiously optimistic that the u.s. will have an election

Flute was thoroughly eliminated from rock music in an event that historians now refer to as the Jethro Cull

Going to bed

Time to break out my favorite Christmas song…

happy Edmund Fitzgerald day to those who celebrate

by time world of warcraft finishes downloading I won't feel like playing it anymore

One of the best

big news: i no longer own a working printer

here swallow these

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bouncers

clowns to the left of me groypers to the alt-right here i am, stuck in the middle with you

…get up, and get down with the sickness

lot of people been posting this one but here’s my post of it with my name correct. okie doke

Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

every time i pass a dude on the park trails wearing an armor plate carrier without a shirt, i just know the literal translation of the chinese or kanji tattooed on their triceps would have me rolling

your tax dollars at work!

“it’s better in the app!” oh no sounds like you need to make your website better

slightly diminish a band: Perhaps

they have subs. submarine sandwiches. and they throw the subs. that's better than a brick because you can't throw a brick. its too heavy. but a sub, you can really put some power into that. yes sir. and then when they get caught they say "no, this is just a sub for my family" like theyre so innocent

this is how i wish my dreams looked

is there an emoji that conveys “i only barely have the motivation to keep myself and my dog alive right now so i definitely won’t be reading that but good luck”

i be both teetering and tottering on this blessed day

i think Gene Belcher from Bob’s Burgers would be really into the band TV Girl i will not be justifying this claim in any way

Pretty sure it’s FLAVOR FLAV 👀

folks, we're going to be bringing back a little thing called "exile." its a good word! some say its an old-fashioned word, but I say its a good word. "exile!" and if you sent people out of the United States to an overseas concentration camp with no legal precedent, we're going to exile you. buh bye!

The trash goes out on a Tuesday now You got to make a note about that

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

so is my mental health

oh no oh dang... today is a special day where the usual post length limitations do not apply, and i am free to toss brevity aside and unleash my inner verbosity. what a tragedy it would be for me to squander this gift. i must fully explore the space, and extract every last character of opportunity

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

me when i have stairs in my house

might conjure an orb later idk

Big Country were always better than U2 and i will die on this hill

one of the most slept on tracks by The Killers right here

make 7-Up™ yours

hmm... agree to disagree

This probably feels so good for the book

picnic in my car picnic in my car special friday treat it’s a picnic in my car

who has some interesting garbage i can have

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

the ick i get if i find out they think angelhair is a good pasta >>>>>

Let’s hear it for isometric perspective, objectively the best perspective

the tesla board of directors missed their chance to do the funniest thing ever and oust elon on the idea of march

Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied