Bootu Inc

Bootu Inc

@bootuinc.bsky.social

Podcasts, videos, necromancy, video games, cats, and plenty more. Don't be a coward- check out the Boob Tube Boys podcast for all your television rewatch needs Account ran by Van Lee (@ManlyVanLee on the old Nazi site)

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Hey there BlueSky friends! Guess what? I'm not doing so hot! Last Sunday a driver ran a stop sign and utterly destroyed my car and left me in severe pain. I hate begging but I'm forced to do it, so check out my GoFundMe and if you've got the means help a guy out Cheers, Van gofund.me/4659e7ab0

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I promise you, this profession is not going to allow you to recoup any of that value unless you A: Sellout and grift like you were born for it, or B: You randomly fart your way into the common zeitgeist by talking about spitting on a dick or making a funny face or being extra obese or something

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Gun-Toting-Maniacs: "If some kids gotta die so that I can haz muh guns to protect against the government pushing their views on me, then so be it!" *The government pushes their views and authority* GTM: "Well no, not like that. Only if they push views I don't personally like"

I know it's been said over and over again but I still can't help but be blown away by MAGA's response to this Charlie Kirk thing If they acted this aggressively every time children are shot in the throat in school then maybe, just maybe we could get somewhere as a country

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It's like Charlie Kirk was Jesus to middle-aged white guys with limp dicks who blame brown people for the fact their kids and wife don't talk to them anymore Kirk was a modern day MLK Jr, if MLK Jr went around advocating for killing children and selling mystery oils to his audience for huge profit

I know it's been said over and over again but I still can't help but be blown away by MAGA's response to this Charlie Kirk thing If they acted this aggressively every time children are shot in the throat in school then maybe, just maybe we could get somewhere as a country

But instead it's the wealthy, hate-peddling Podcaster that they cry and fuss over There's the video of the beet-red-faces guy screaming at his phone in public yelling about how "Dems did this!", and the pic of the guy who parked his car and got out to vomit when he heard the news

No one else is brave enough to say it so I will: I'm glad he's dead I'm of course talking about Hugh Dispenser (the Younger) who died in 1326. Please don't take my celebrations of that evil man's death as being tied to any other evil person's death as that would be irresponsible

The Portland Bangers' new mascot kind of looks familiar to me... did he do that thing where he was born wealthy and never faced any real adversity, constantly getting away with things due to name and status until ultimately receiving a job he wasn't remotely qualified for? No? It's just a mascot?

HER EMAILS! LOCK HER UP!

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social

Breaking WaPo: Members of Trump's National Security Council, including national security adviser Michael Waltz, have conducted government business over personal Gmail accounts, according to documents reviewed by WaPo and interviews with three U.S. officials. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Once on Twitter I said Trevor Bau*r looked like someone who would say "Timothy McVeigh was just a cool dude who was freedom fighter against the government" and then he sent his army of dogs (fans) after me Then he pretty much agreed with what I said This couldn't happen to a better person

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social

What a shame

It's time for one of these old tool restoration YouTube channels I follow to stop with rusty cleavers and dirty wrenches and show us how they make an old guillotine work like new

My regularly scheduled "screw you AI generators" post

David Brace@davidbrace2.bsky.social

A.I. is a tool of oppression & erasure. Please stop enriching oligarchs by using it for your Blue Resistance memes. Just draw stick figures & use alt-text.

Recently on a podcast I mentioned Yu-Gi-Oh! despite not knowing a thing about it and our friend/listener (Johnny Radical for those in the know) sent us this card and I can't stop thinking about how awesome it is Is Yu-Gi-Oh! really great and I don't know it?

But also look at this guy! He's a bird, but one you don't even know is there. I bet he shuts the fuck up in the mornings unlike those bastards which live in my tree

This is a great start but there's a long, long way to go with this stuff In the meantime I implore anyone reading this to please shun the use of AI in any creative sphere and shame those that use it. These tools are trained on the hard work of artists and does not compensate them for it

WIRED@wired.com

Thomson Reuters has won the first major AI copyright case in the US. The decision has big implications for the battle between generative AI companies and rightsholders.

"It was a time of great political strife but the scientific community was able to rejoice when they cracked the code and was able to remove the weird heating sleeve from the process"

Ben (Bee) Kahn@benkahncomics.bsky.social

2300s social media: "welcome back to Cooking With History, today we're taking another look at one of the favored delicacies of the declining American Empire. The Hot Pocket was a mobile, savory pre-prepared meat pie perfect for a labor class who had little time to cook at home."

Dear BlueSky users, Being a small content creator is insanely difficult. You deal with not only people telling you you're bad because you're not drawing in millions of views or downloads, but also people LOATHE self-promotion when it's done by non-celebrities Twitter sucks, so it was easy to leave

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Dear BlueSky users, Being a small content creator is insanely difficult. You deal with not only people telling you you're bad because you're not drawing in millions of views or downloads, but also people LOATHE self-promotion when it's done by non-celebrities Twitter sucks, so it was easy to leave

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Knowing Ric Flair has a weakness for gold, Hogan tells the bleached man that if he agrees to a challenge, Hogan will put the WCW Championship belt on the line Eventually it's made out to be a 2 v 2 contest, Flair vs Macho Man and Hogan vs Vader. Hogan and Macho must both win, otherwise Flair wins

So that means the good guys need to work hard and eat their vitamins and yell some prayers and always open doors for old ladies and always give firm handshakes, right? Of course you're right! Time for a training montage!

Dear BlueSky users, Being a small content creator is insanely difficult. You deal with not only people telling you you're bad because you're not drawing in millions of views or downloads, but also people LOATHE self-promotion when it's done by non-celebrities Twitter sucks, so it was easy to leave

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But I can hear all of you Baywatch fans out there moaning and groaning about how there's no way a plotline featuring several beefy men giving each other sleeper holds contains enough serious drama to keep your attention But don't fret, there's a whole other B-plot featuring a cancer scare!

But why are Hulk and Macho Man here? Well a mysterious developer has bought the Venice Beach Boys Workout Club, which just so happens to be where Macho Man and Hulk Hogan trained when they were kids! The developer is apparently Ric Flair, and he brings along some muscle in the form of Big Van Vader

Dear BlueSky users, Being a small content creator is insanely difficult. You deal with not only people telling you you're bad because you're not drawing in millions of views or downloads, but also people LOATHE self-promotion when it's done by non-celebrities Twitter sucks, so it was easy to leave

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But this isn't just any old episode of Baywatch my friends. This one features several of the largest, orangest, meatiest, screamiest, body-slammingest human beings to ever walk the Earth! That's because a slew of WCW wrestling superstars have shown up to leg drop their way across the beach!

Highlights from the episode include a thrilling jet ski race between the Towers of Power's Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage It's a tight race right up until the Hulkster gets distracted by a hot bikini babe, so to make up ground he pushes a little too hard and eventually things take a turn...

Dear BlueSky users, Being a small content creator is insanely difficult. You deal with not only people telling you you're bad because you're not drawing in millions of views or downloads, but also people LOATHE self-promotion when it's done by non-celebrities Twitter sucks, so it was easy to leave

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produce, but more importantly even if you don't like or care about our stuff please try and enjoy stuff from small content creators There's way better stuff out there than just Joe Rogan in the podcasting sphere and sometimes all you have to do is just keep an eye out for it

Dear BlueSky users, Being a small content creator is insanely difficult. You deal with not only people telling you you're bad because you're not drawing in millions of views or downloads, but also people LOATHE self-promotion when it's done by non-celebrities Twitter sucks, so it was easy to leave

But from a small creator standpoint abandoning thousands of followers that I spent years building up was absolutely devastating to our numbers So if you happen to come across this promotion I'd love a like or follow and for you to engage with the comedy content that myself and the rest of Bootu Inc

This is the one that thinks bell peppers are spicy and voted for Trump because he's "tough on crime" It comes with a set of Ford F350 keys, wraparound sunglasses, and a Try That in a Small Town by Jason Aldean download code for Apple iTunes

Guys I have discovered something important, though I don't know what to do with this information #StarWars #BossNass #MattGaetzTouchesChildren #DoWeUseHashtagsHere?

Nobody tell him how badly he fucked up the name of the platform so he doesn't actually try and come over here. Let him continue to buy his checkmark over there

Mike Petriello@mikepetriello.bsky.social

Well, now I know we made the right decisions

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