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I am, somehow, winning with my fantasy team right now that is entirely made up of #Canucks - which means I've only have two periods of play to get points. And my opponent has had games last night and tonight.

Seriously. Nobody asked your goddamn opinion about what a woman can do with her own body. Unless you want mandatory vasectomies that you can pay to reverse later, sit down and shut the fuck up about women's bodies and lives. If you have bodily autonomy, so should women.

Truth 👇

Rossi scores what would have been the game-tying goal, but it's a second too late. #Canucks

No shit. Way to tell that crazy Twatzi Laura Looney off, Bill.

I mean I jokingly call Jake DeBrusk my best friend because he traded me a puck for a pack of Oreos last year in Columbus. #canucks

I can't be mad about this. #canucks

It could be worse. We could have Sutherland. #canucks

Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌

That game was fun. #canucks

I reiterate. This. Is. Absolute. Madness. #canucks

This is absolute madness. #canucks

I need a new name for my fantasy hockey team. I'm feeling so uncreative.

"Is that Rocket Richard?” 😂

More. I want more of this brand of #Canucks hockey. Win or lose, if the Canucks can be this fun to watch this season, they'll make their fans happy. I Watched This Game is up. dailyhive.com/vancouver/i-...

I know it's preseason, but that was offsides #canucks

all I had to do was say "Does it seem like everyone's scoring but Cootes?" and BAM. Cootes goal. #canucks

when @batchhockey.bsky.social says something like "Nice save by Kokko." my mind automatically responses "You go, Glen Coco." #canucks

Firing Adam Foote was the only choice for Ryan Johnson and the #Canucks.

Farewell, dear Chaos Giraffe… Farewell. 🏒🦒 #Canucks

My only goal here is for the #Canucks to not be shut out. That's the only thing I care about.

USA women's hockey, won medal every Olympics. Men not since 1980.

There's a baby crying on the game feed haha #canucks

do. not. pull. tolopilo. #canucks

I love my #canucks and I always will. I've been a fan since 1994. I'm not sure I know how to not be a Canucks fan. It hurts my heart year after year. Why do I do this? Why can't I stop? Why did I drag my husband into this heartache? Why?

23-24 was a fever dream. #canucks

Getting a milestone goal on an empty netter is kinda meh.

Weird way to say "I let my lunch containers sit around my desk all day and get moldy and smelly and you should too" but okay

The look of relief on Jake DeBrusk's face after he scored tonight told a story. It's been a tough season for the friendly winger and the losing, plus his lack of success, has truly weighed on him. A shift before, the puck had hit a rut in the ice and bounced away... theprovince.com/sports/hocke...

Wow. Reddit isn't a nice place 😥

"...and with that goal, Save On foods gives away its first prize." #canucks

Kevin Lankinen has to set one record every year. #canucks

When are people going to stop saying things like "Thatcher Demko is undefeated against the Sharks." and "Bobby hasn't scored a goal in 642442464 games." 🤬

4-1 on this road trip is actually way more than anyone could have anticipated #canucks

Lankinen is the GOAT in shootout! #canucks

#CANUCKS ARE REALLY GOING ON A 2019 ST. LOUIS CUP RUN, BABY!!

Why are my hopes so up? #canucks

Is this...... is this the bargaining stage of grief? #canucks

Thatcher Demko is having a vintage season and the NHL is glazing all the goalies who play against the Canucks.

Guys, can we just keep everyone and make a 2019 St Louis Cup Run now? #canucks

Just a reminder that Sean Avery is trash, and his opinions don't count.

Quinn scored in his first game, but so did Buium. Buium had 2 points actually, so I'm focusing on that. I'm staying focused on the guys who are playing for Vancouver. I'm a Canucks fan first, fan of whatever player second. There's never been a player who left that has made me leave the team.

you can take the man out of horrors, but you can't the horrors out of the man

Final: Canucks 2 Devils 1

I can't help but think this #canucks performance is a response to Hughes' Insta post.

I've moved on to the anger phase of grief. #canucks #quinnhughes

While I will, more than likely, forgive Quinn Hughes one day, I have immense respect for Myers, Garland, Demko, Pettersson, Boeser and DeBrusk who all signed long-term and want to be Canucks. The centerpieces in this rebuild. It's been apparent for months that Hughes checked out. Let's move on.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUI INJURE WILL SMITH.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I would rather have guys who WANT to play in Vancouver. Regardless of whether the team is a contender. Guys who WANT to be there. Hughes didn't want that. I'd rather he not be in Vancouver. I'll be over it soon. I can be petty, tho 😂