bucolic dirtbag

bucolic dirtbag

@boldfashioned.com

whitney they/her, going to art school in my 40s to legitimize my hobbies Art can be found at valentinewafer.art

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I’m in my final semester and I have to finish all the pieces for my senior show this week. I did figure out how to make a giant lace helmet, I’ll take glamour shots of it next week.

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I don't say this to be like "actually fuck BioWare" but rather to say the best game/show/book/whatever is always whatever the fans imagine it COULD be before it actually comes out. we run the risk of forgetting the real tragedy of all these people losing their jobs by mythologizing The Perfect Game

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Recycled Halloween Day 22 Tiffany Valentine from the Chucky series “I always dreamed of having a big church wedding with bridesmaids and a cake, and my picture in the paper. Not just the usual mug shot, but something really flattering” #chucky #tiffanyvalentine #halloween

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it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

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Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

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Romance novels used to be about dukes and rakes and women in bodices. Now, romance novels are about magical fantasy daddies and gay hockey players. I'm here to propose... the future *pulls down big chart that has 'gay fantasy daddies in bodices' circled in red marker*

You can't convince me Nick Cannon isn't behind this entire operation out of spite for Mariah Carey.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social

This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.

I got the other cheek done today but also down the back of my thigh and I will be insufferable next summer but also holy fuck that was hell.

bucolic dirtbag@boldfashioned.com

Got my ass tattooed yesterday and it looks cool as fuck and also was the first time I ever gasped in tattoo pain.

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I got this on the wall above my potters wheel

Rose Schmits@roseschmits.bsky.social

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you gotta buy my pots cause actually they may one day grow to be Emrakul The Promised End and destroy all of humanity thats how powerful and important they are. Every time i throw a pot i am tempting eldritch power. Invest now in pots

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Replying to @juliusgoat.bsky.social

When i was homeless the thing that moved the needle for me (and got me from homeless to homeowner) wasn’t sweeps or drug education or “outreach” programs It was having a safe place to shower, use the restroom and store my stuff. A place to catch my breath. House the homeless.

I have been getting someone else’s emails more consistently lately, and today I got a car rental receipt for them. This gave me enough information to send a very awkward “I promise I’m not a scammer” text but now I have a forwarding email.

I have endured a lot of traumatic things in my life but I was unprepared for how it would feel to have my airpod fall out of my ear and fall in slow motion down a drain.

Getting rid of the ipad even as a music player for the 7 year old did mean I had to figure out how to make little nfc cards for Charli XCX's Brat, Halsey's If I Can't Have Love I Want Power, and the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack, the 3 albums she couldn't live without.

My coping mechanism over the things I can’t control this year is to get tattoos and last month I realized I could blast over these stars I’ve hated since the day I got them.

bustier, attention deficit disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, trash talk, pull quote

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I'm just a collection of overly-hated female characters I am extremely defensive about

tapu labubu@critterisgrey.bsky.social

by age 30 you should have at least one overly-hated female character that you get extremely defensive about