Bob Lapham (He/Him)

Rabbit Rabbit

So let me get this straight. #DonnieTwoScoops is offering me $5000 if Rs keep control of Congress. Sort of a Win-Win for me since he didn't condition it on my voting R. Still, I'd rather have a functioning government than another promise of money that won't materialize. #VoteBlue

Is there going to be anywhere that we can sign up to help yank all that tacky fake gold shit of the wall in the Oval Office when the #OrangeMenace gets booted out? I'm also willing to help return the Rose Garden to a ride garden.

What the Hell is going on in Miami!? #WorldCup #Mbappe

Oh joy! The Orange Menace is attending a State Dinner at Versailles. Now he's going to want a Hall of Mirrors for the stupid Ballroom. #TrumpSucks #Cheeto

A billion years ago when I was young, when the #Sabres were eliminated at home, fans would chant, "Thank you, Sabres". I'm a #Habs fan, but I hope that should MTL win, I hear that over "Hey, Hey, Goodbye".

Last night was just about a mirror of the game before. One team had 3 goals out of their first 4 shots. They lead 3-2 after the first. Are losing 5-3 after the second. Give up another in the third. Pull the goalie with 6 minutes left. #gohabsgo #sabrehood

Kegsbreath giving an Iran update and I'm here wondering how he was ever on a TV "news" channel. Also, ships are "joining the congo line to Texas"? @atrupar.com I hope you snipped that one.

I ordered an Olympic Slafkovsky hoodie from Slovakia. It's now waiting to ship as Slovak Postal had suspended shipments to the US due to the war in Iran. I thanked them and said, "I'm sorry our president is an idiot." #GoHabsGo #TrumpIsAnIdiot

What a terrible power play the US had. Perhaps they could have used Jason Robertson and Cole Caufield up front.

Big freaking kill!

Better constructed and likely more useful than Trump's wall.

Michael McCaul just blamed Putin's invasion of Ukraine on Pres. Biden. "If Biden hadn't let Afghanistan fall ..." Excuse me? WTAF?

𝐇𝐚𝐛𝐬/𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭.  At 2-0 Montreal, MacDermid asked Xhekaj to fight. Arber pointed up at the scoreboard and kept on skating. Even though the Canadiens would give up that lead, that was an excellent decision.

We joke that these house buying shows have ppl like "I'm a part time butterfly catcher and my husband crafts dolls from bottle caps. Our budget is $2 million." This one has a wife who wants a house to match a bird house she has and he wants trees for slacklining ... which he has never done. Crazy!

I thought I'd go all edgy chef for breakfast this morning and make a deconstructed chicken and tomato casserole. However, I was told that it was called scrambled eggs with ketchup and toast.

Ouch! Brutal game for the #Cowboys today. Couple early blown coverages, zone leaving guys wide item in the end zone, two end zone picks. Props to #DaBears

Could Will be a little more obvious about throwing the Blockbuster? #bbsky

Can we please return to "Back to School Season" instead of "Back to School Shooting Season". I'm ill again over this. It's NEVER too soon to talk about.

Rachel not sure if she can play in a house of newbies. Quit then. You won't be missed. #bbsky

After today, it's not the most important thing, just one more in the stack of things, but ... Dear Grifting POS: That white building belongs to the people and a not insignificant number of us do not want you renting it out for a UFC fight. Fuck off.

How fucking ridiculous. Trump just said he got a call "from Congress" last night that there was a problem. "We have too much money pouring in. We don't know what to do." Does he really think we're all that stupid? #DonnyTwoDolls #NoKings

What is Stuart Skinner doing in net? I would have thought that after the last game, Cavin Pickard would have been given the start. Guess that's why I'm not an NHL coach ... along with numerous other reasons. #StanleyCupFinal #StanleyCup #LetsGoOilers #GoCatsGo

I hope that two complete dud games from the #Oilers can help to put to rest the idea that Gary #Bettman is the reason no Canadian team has won #TheStanleyCup since 1993. #NHL #NHLPlayoffs

Saw my first MAGA in the Wild today. By that, I mean a true cultist. Hotel breakfast. Guy shows up in a Dolphins football jersey with "TRUMP" for the name and 47 for the number. With my blue hair, he obviously took me as a liberal, but I didn't bite on his baiting. Ate and left.

So, are all those pickups flying Trump flags now called Taco Trucks? I would've preferred the ones we were promised on every corner if #Hiary won. #TACO

Don't quote me on it, but I think Max Domi is going to get a call later from the League on that boarding at game end.

"New Mexico has a Democratic trifecta and a Democratic triplex. The Democratic Party controls the offices of governor, secretary of state, attorney general, and both chambers of the state legislature." Vote Dem for good policy. ballotpedia.org/Party_contro... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Straight Red for Chelsea should only improve Newcastle's Champions hopes. #NUFC. #HWTL

Oh, there's Franklin Graham on my TV. Fuck you, Franklin Graham. You're an embarrassment to what your father stood for.

The #Habs are up against it tonight. Conventional wisdom says the 4th game is the hardest to win. Let's hope that holds true. This team has refused to roll over all season. Earn another home game. #gohabsgo

Looking at the warnings on my aluminum cups. I understand the first two. It's that third one, "Don't send thru the #Stargate"?

fun game to watch despite the finish. #gohabsgo #nocaps

There's a #DemiGod in Montreal. #GoHabsGo #Canadiens @canadiensnhl.bsky.social

I have a small problem with those who claim to have figured out how the melon megalomaniac determined tariff rates. If it's based on trade deficit, but we have no trade with the penguins, how did they still get tariffs? Personal opinion is he's just a fucking idiot.

White House: "The operation's over, the patient lived." Me to my son: "Only lost both legs, an arm, and maybe a lung."

@democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social

So news stations and their listeners/ viewers know that The Atlantic is stating one of their reporters had access to Signal broadcast info of military attack info, but #POTUS doesn't know anything about it? I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit.

@schumer.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social What is your plan to deal with this EO to dismantle the Dept of Education?

WE HAVE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

8 minutes of Stoppage between @newcastleunited.com and #Carabao glory.

Not a dollar to the party until we get a new Senate leader. @schumer.senate.gov never met a camera he didn't like, but apparently, there are a large number of his voters that he doesn't care for.

It's almost as if @schumer.senate.gov is afraid POTUS will say that he's not a Jew like he did to @schiff.senate.gov and doesn't want to cross him by voting against this BS budget. What the fuck, Chuck? I'd risk it. If you want to retire, retire. Don't do shit like this to get forced into it.

@senatedem.bsky.social Do NOT vote in favor of allowing fElon and DOGE (Department of Giant Errors) to continue their destruction of the government. Push for the shorter clean CR. We're with you, prove that you are deserving of our support.

@cnn-news.bsky.social why is that douche, Scott Jennings, still on the air?

With a measles outbreak occurring because people aren't vaccinating, we could end up seeing a reunion tour with mumps and rubella. "We're getting the band back together." - Elwood Blues.

Jeebus. Nine seconds into the #USAvCAN hockey game and there were three fights already. The Tkachuk brothers cannot afford to be goaded like that. #4NationsFaceOff

Perfect sentiment for both events today. Let's get to work. #resist

Bob Uecker is now in the front row in Heaven. RIP

"I want smarter people around me than me and that's what you'll get" is not the comfort that Pete Hegseth thinks it is.