Bob Gurnett

Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!" Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."

The only example they got is translation software which existed before AI? I used google Translate when I studied abroad like 15 years ago. I could scan signs, have someone speak into, all of that. Well over a decade ago.

Stan! You rascal!

The Trump sports curse is crazy in its efficiency.

Bolsonaro, ever his father's son, is going to unwind after a grueling campaign by stopping by the nearest hospital.

Conservatives worldwide are going to do this every time they lose now. Trump showed them the playbook and they won't stop until they're thrown in jail every time they try it.

Anyone else just see that absolutely batshit "liberals are the new racists" ad during the Giants game? That's some spooky desperate shit. Said "what the fuck" out loud and I have to imagine most normal people did as well.

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Once again, these guys are doing the torment nexus thing, but this time for "living weapons." Ban sci fi books for these people until they can prove they understand them.

I dare any journalist to say to his face why her mother is estranged and ask why he supports that.

The Dumocrats are Transing Our beautiful Siberian Orchestras.

Grateful for this opportunity to once again feel like shit about something completely out of my control.

I'll say it: Garfield is a poser. He has no reason to hate Mondays. He's just trying to impress John.

I want it on the record that I disavow all bad stuff and I very much avow all good stuff.

Every time a photo of him comes up, I must remind my fellow big boys: suit pants go up on your waist. You will see a big number for the size and it'll hurt your feelings, but if you wear them on your hips like jeans, you will look like this.

Giants are such a funny team. Quarterback room full of the dumbest guys on earth. They suck and aren't good at football but they seem to be having fun so what can you do?

This is the 3rd or 4th time this election cycle that GOP operatives do some stunt, it goes sideways, but everyone still sticks to the coordinated talking points anyway. No plate discipline from these guys. Completely washed.

This is what Saint Charlie Kirk thought he was doing on college campuses. Absolutely dismantled this fella.

God damn this dude has got the juice. As a once embarrassing Reddit Atheist, this shit had me up out of my seat.

I can't believe I got to see Digger and You Can See Everything within a few weeks of each other. Nothing new to add. Just feeling blessed.

Texas Republicans: Talarico is gay! Trump at a rally: So I've got this guy's dick in my hand

This shit keeps on happening to me.

I don't think it is about her looking fucking stupid. They all look stupid. She got fired because she lied to the big dog and he was embarrassed.

This car never flies. It falls but not once does it fly.

So this is gonna suck suck huh?

Maybe I'm stupid but isn't she admitting to a crime here?

I'm gonna put on my tin foil hat and bet that It's gonna be all GOP and we will never ever get a follow up as to where it came from after the midterms.

We've all posted a reel of some half finished joke or weak crowdwork because you gotta feed the algo-- *touches ear piece* it's being released where??? Oh no, oh no no no.

We doing a watch party or what?

in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone

I liked that Tracy Jordan said he was gonna shoot Liz Lemon with a bazooka, but we all have our reasons, I guess.

I dunno man, but the coked out guys saying shit like "maximum violence" have never been the good guys, right?

Watching Shane Gillis bomb his SNL monologue is gonna power me through doing stand up for at least another 5 years.

It drives me insane that people forget this dude did actual literal jail time for rape.

Unlimited supply of evil blonde ladies.

The face of a man who is gonna do it again.

I may be a corrupt freak who everyone hates, but have you ever thought about how hot my opponent is?

Show fealty to the king by burning billions of dollars of brand recognition OR ELSE.

Oh he said that? He's never said that before.

I will never understand why people pretend this guy is some savvy political genius. He's just as dumb as the rest of them, but can do the Ivy League Debate Club cadence.

Trump Sports Curse found some new victims I see.