Meghan

Refusing to watch an actual horror movie on the grounds that I’ll spend the next week getting jump scared by my own reflection

The cat in this painting looks remarkably unfazed by my air freshener’s attempt at slow-motion arson

Happy Thanksgiving (the correct one) to my fellow Canadians 🦃 May your dinner be delicious and your second helpings entirely unjudged!

Heard someone describe my favourite book as the “world’s longest eulogy” and while not entirely inaccurate I might still be offended 😆

The look of pure betrayal on a student's face today when I told her "assume air resistance is negligible" is a temporary lie we tell to protect their feelings

Entering the part of the year where my entire personality is just oversized sweaters and a spicy chai latte

Strength of the Few? Finished. Sleep schedule? Ruined. Pretty sure 750 pages in 3 days counts as an endurance sport.

Finally reading The Strength of the Few after being recommended the first book last fall. If you don’t hear from me in the next 48 hours, don’t bother sending help.

Told myself I was saving money, so naturally here are my Pokemon 30th Anniversary cards I paid way over MSRP for 🙃

Pikachu has been to space ⚡ ESA just revealed the Pokémon secretly spent 67 days aboard the ISS

This may be the only time you actually catch me in a club, and you best believe I ditched early because my bed was calling.

Past me keeps agreeing to plans with an optimism and social drive that present me no longer has…

Nothing like paying the dealership to fix your AC, only to discover the fix came bundled with surprise DLC that breaks another component entirely.

The former gifted-child urge to enroll in a random online certificate program solely for the validation of being graded again

Up at the cottage this weekend and it is inexplicably COLD, so all my mismatched layers have me looking like a laundry pile come to life. Fashion, dahling ✨

If my Coke Zero has no calories and no caffeine, it’s basically water, meaning my six cans a day are actually peak hydration. Trust me, I’m a scientist.* *astrophysicist with zero biology credentials

What do you mean studying the setlist for a concert in order to maximize enjoyment isn’t normal human behaviour? Everything’s an optimization problem if you’re neurotic enough.

Ahhh I am so excited for this! I absolutely loved The End of Everything, and my astrophysics nerd heart can’t wait for more!

If you’re ever struggling to find the motivation to clean your house, just accidentally set off a fire extinguisher so you’re forced to clean EVERYTHING 🤦‍♀️ Follow for more expert life tips!

Sometimes I get all dressed up in a literal castle…

Nothing demonstrates how easily I could have a gambling problem than Roll Up The Rim… So far I have won 22 coffees, 6 donuts, and 4 free subscription / reward codes to various places. I am ADDICTED.

I’ve been wearing glasses at work lately (because I stare at screens for so long and it strains my eyes) and I feel like I have unlocked a new level of nerd aesthetic I didn’t know I was missing in my life 🤓

Happy birthday to me! Here’s to being older than I’d like to admit!

see i would have finished the pokemon za story by now but i’m too busy doing every available side quest

I don’t have ADHD but I’ve 100% done this during a hypomanic episode… On more than one occasion 😅

I guess I never post here but what better way to start than to mark the occasion of me tearing something in my foot and being unable to walk 🤦‍♀️