Bitches the Cat

Rug or cat.

Other than corrugated cardboard on top of cardboard of course.

Is there anything better than cardboard?

New phone. First photo. Who dat?

Straw poll results are back. The straws say fuck republicans.

Catnip dependent and proud of it.

Puff telling floof the new box ain’t nothing special. He shouldn’t even worry about it. Puff will take care of it.

It’s been over nine years and we like to think she’d be proud of the cat family she spawned.

Connect four paw work.

New box. Very exciting stuff.

It’s kind of hilarious that the rest of his body grew in around his little white goatee and mustache and said little white goatee and mustache stayed the same size.

Oh his pedestal.

This guy turned 11 a couple days ago.

Queen

Seasonal creep is real

Floofin

Mom is back from hospital and we’re all looking at her like she smells like the vet.

I find it comforting that I’m not the only pushover when it comes to senior cats. Since we switched to authentic Churu, 16 year old Allie has decided that she gets two each evening. (Okay, once she got 3.)

I know the feeling. BTW, still my favorite T-shirt ⤵️

The look of an 11-year-old who demanded, and ate, five meat tubes for breakfast.

We ain’t snoozed this close in years.

Queen K

Sport wants people to know that he’s more than just a pretty face. He’s got depth.

Floof employs layered defenses.

Chicago style #sportpeppertuesday for a Chicago style cat. 312.

Bitches would be so proud of his paw work.

8 years and 11 months between these two photos. Puff still trying to snuggle in the tower with floof.

Lumpia

Men at work.

Just making sure you all see my face so you don’t forget who runs this place.

You can always tell who puked the hairball because someone is just walking around looking a little prouder with a bit of a sense of accomplishment.

What happens to a dream deferred? Floof ain’t even trying to find out.

Blue sky is the place to be.

Every four cat family can relate to the difficulty of wet food time 😹

Nosey

Watching the entire World Cup in Spanish on peacock because puff only speaks Spanish and won’t settle in for the game unless it’s on Telemundo.

Everything good that Trump touches turns to shit. Still as true as ever.

The kid looks fucking good in a close up. No arguing that.

Just a boy asking the world outside his window to love him.

Motivation decrease is as apparent as the heat increase.

Purrfect paw stack.

Heatwave shenanigans.

Sport’s apology face. He’s sorry he hasn’t posted here in so long.

Mallowing

What up, gangstas?

Floof luvs his bruv