These 60cm-long egg tarts have been everywhere in China for the past two months, and online reactions have morphed into a debate on consumerism.
Some netizens decry their virality as consumerist BS, others explain that if a purchase brings them joy, then it is worth it.
My son was suspended from school for giving another student a "pigjob" and now we're all sitting around the empty dinner table as a family with our palms flat on the surface staring at nothing in particular in silence. It is understood none of us will ever ask what the word means.
apparently *the* Jim Lee of DC not only knows about Umamusume but also cosplayed Roppei from Cinderella Gray at Cosplay Trackside
crazy. Imagine a DC x Uma crossover. It's a possibility now.
People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?
Mark Zuckerberg is straight up way more evil than Elizabeth Holmes but because he’s got a lot of money the tech press has to go to his little events and pretend his ideas are valid instead of being like “what’s up with that dumbass shirt?” and “don’t you regularly influence elections/genocides?”
To the guy behind me at the stoplight frantically waving his copy of Vineland for me to see in my rear view mirror, the sighting of which caused me to manically laugh and put me in a good-ass mood for the entire day: HELL YEAH BRO
watched the new sbr episode with a friend and she was high as fuck and after it she spent ten minutes giggling and then showed us this and forgot that the entire point of sbr is that johnny can't stand
if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights
MYTH: Every mixup is a 50/50
FACT: All is written. You were never meant to block that low. The very concept of a mixup is the post-hoc invention of a mind in hitstun. The trajectory of particles cannot be changed
RTS pop-up: you need more cocksuckers.
me: [clicking my one cocksucker unit while i wait for barracks to make more]
cocksucker: something need doing?
cocksucker: something need doing?
cocksucker: you ever tongue a tub of cream cheese frosting like it's ass?
cocksucker: something need doing?