birdpuzz

birdpuzz

@birdpuzz.bsky.social

HANDS OFF THE CHEST FLUFF ✶ Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss alt ✶ 🔞

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birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

ok and what magical combination of words in this post summoned the bots. go away I'm talking about gay cartoons in hell

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club roast = not personal plus he was literally saying yaaaas go off queen "I was stuck with stolas the whole time" = so mild at most suggests he thinks stolas is kind of a weird dweeb. which he is "I told him: NO!!" = this was glee about taking fizz's side against blitz & winning boyfriend points

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

I've seen like 3 different people reference ozzie having a dislike for stolas recently and im like... did I... miss something... I have watched every episode multiple times and I don't remember this being a thing

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

club roast = not personal plus he was literally saying yaaaas go off queen "I was stuck with stolas the whole time" = so mild at most suggests he thinks stolas is kind of a weird dweeb. which he is "I told him: NO!!" = this was glee about taking fizz's side against blitz & winning boyfriend points

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

all this joking about blitz getting cucked right now [flippant] has me wondering if that's something he would ever enjoy [actually doing the kink]

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birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

hmm yeah... like WAY in the future when he and stolas are super solid and he no longer doubts that constantly, I could see them doing it. it could be like the ultimate reassurance... and then they'd replenish material for the next round of blitz telling stolas that he's a slut [positive]

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

all this joking about blitz getting cucked right now [flippant] has me wondering if that's something he would ever enjoy [actually doing the kink]

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

it's way too close to his deepest insecurities, but thats exactly why I could buy both "no" and "yes," it just depends on your interpretation of how much he could or would process things through Horny

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

after rewatching ep 5, I actually think that Stolas has no intention of rekindling things with vassago and that his moment of resolve at the end is about something else entirely

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

it is precisely BECAUSE my money is on this that I had to go into a manic state and draw an entire scribble comic about what if stolas DID fuck vassago QUICKLY!!!!!! before the next eps come out

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

in my Visions this goes on to morph into a charged sexual/romantic tension moment between between stolas and blitz buuuut this is all I have time for right now and idk what will happen this week. so for now let's leave it there and say: TBC....? OR NOT!!!

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

I can't decide if vassago being pirate themed means blitz would be begrudgingly attracted to him, or if he just can't possibly imagine anyone cooler and it's destroying him. right now I'm feeling the second one more because blitz's suffering is simply too delicious

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@helluvabutt.bsky.social

#HBspoiles Also, Blitzø Buckzo, who interrupted the sin of Lust at his own club, who challenged the sin of Gluttony and won, who told Greed his acts are shit, who spoke out in Satan's court and accused every Goetia of looking down on them- Bowing and calling a prince "sir", for Stolas.

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@kaged640.bsky.social

只吃友情向，跟我覺得這兩人跳舞畫面很美不衝突😌👌 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossS3

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

listening to crimson sky and stolas's part at the end is soooo jane eyre the musical core... fuck yes let him sing another gothic lament soon

birdpuzz
@birdpuzz.bsky.social

please can we have a time out I have like 7 layers of reactionary fanart cooking and I can't possibly draw them fast enough 💦