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Can we bring back hiring gymnasts to do stunts in action movies? I miss when people would get shot and then do a backflip 🅱️🎥

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Double Team (1997) The Instructor (1983) Kung Fu Zombie (1981) Society (1989) 🅱️🎥

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BREAKING: Beach Boys singer Mike Love tearfully announces he will no longer be able to sue Brian Wilson.

I hate that they just print your movie ticket on receipt paper now, just absolute garbage #filmsky

#LastFourWatched #FilmSky #Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday 📽️🍿 🅱️📽️ Ernest in the Army (1998) Ernest Goes to Africa (1997) Ernest Goes to School (1994) Ernest Rides Again (1993)

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#LastFourWatched #FilmSky #Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday 📽️🍿 🅱️📽️ Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Canonically, Ernest P. Worrel is mentally ill

We did a bracket for March Badness, a Trashketball tournament where we watch bad movies about basketball or starring basketball players and it felt like self-inflicted psychic damage. 🅱️📽️

In the Lost Lands look bad but is it the RIGHT kind of bad? #filmsky

@glennmcdonald.bsky.social Is there a way to crib my own version of the auto-updating Particle Detector genre playlists? I miss "The Edge of" and "The Pulse of" so many.

#nw 🅱️📽️ Action Jackson (1988) "Vengeance drives a tough Detroit cop to stay on the trail of a power hungry auto magnate who’s systematically eliminating his competition."

#Letterboxd #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky 🅱️📽️ Back in Action (2025) Flight Risk (2025) Siege (1983) Danger: Diabolik (1968)

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Skatetown, USA is the definition of a "vibes" movie if the vibes you want are "100 mins of endless Disco Roller Skating" with geriatric skaters, horny teens, and even a Bald Nerd™ on his honeymoon at the roller rink. Also Patrick Swayze's first roll (role get it)! The 70s seemed awesome 🅱️📽️

Gen Z Slingblade would be like "Skibidi Terlet" most likely.

I know everyone hates the Wishmaster sequels but at least the fourth one was bold enough to ask: Does the Wishmaster FUCK? 🅱️📽️

Turning off all my phone notifications felt GREAT. But now every time I open an app it notifies me that I have my notifications turned off

Anybody remember the “live-action video game” genre with gems like Fox Hunt?

Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

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What if Santa was the president? What if Santa was a meathead? What if a tech bro wrote a script of Santa as the president & runs an Amazon warehouse? What if Jeff Bezos was Santa Claus? How does something so expensive look so cheap!? How many hidden bottles of The Rock’s piss can you spot? 🅱️📽️

Was lucky enough to see a screening of a previously unseen cut of Albert Pyun's CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990) that is *wildly* different from the theatrical release and the DC. This version is less a superhero film, more of a downbeat 70's political paranoia thriller. Like THE PARALLAX VIEW but with Cap

I spent 10 years working in retail during the holidays, and I was subjected to the same damn Christmas songs year after year after year, and I think holiday hip hop is criminally underappreciated. So here's a Christmas Rap playlist

Touching to have Spotify celebrate the 1-year anniversary of my layoff by demonstrating that they could not, in fact, still do Wrapped just as well without me.

I love that the Creature Commandos intro includes an animated version of James Gunn doing his own hero pose.

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

In the 1980s, Larry Cohen tried his hand at a 1950s-style monster b-movie. Q: The Winged Serpent is about Aztec god Quetzalcoatl who returns to roost at the Empire State Building, while Michael Moriarty runs around hamming it up in the streets below, playing piano and robbing jewelry stores 🅱️📽️

We need a streameast but for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade

Why was the flat top + mullet combo so popular in early 90s cartoons

B-Movie action films in the 80s and 90s didn’t need deep plots. You just had to get from Point A (introducing the hero) to Point B (exploding everything). The rest? Pure filler. The hero’s background? Doesn’t matter. The villain’s motivation? Who cares.

Does anybody remember the obscure cartoon Cadillacs and Dinosaurs? It was based on the video game. Which was based on the comic book. Such a bizarre choice for children’s television and under appreciated. Set in 2627, the world has “gone wild” and Dinosaurs are back. For some reason.

This dude out here sampling his own songs CAN HE DO THAT??

Here's a starter pack of B-Movie lovers, cult movie connoisseurs, bad movie buffs, aficionados of big dumb action flicks, and fans of films that flirt with the fringes go.bsky.app/Hv6aiFQ

Here’s a review I wrote five years ago for the batshit film Serenity (2019). I still think about this bonkers film. 🅱️📽️

There aren't enough fun, unconventional "buddy cop" animated shows like Fillmore! (Buddy Hall Monitors) or Ozzy & Drix (Buddy Immune System) or even Bonkers (Buddy Cops but with a TOON). Hopefully, we'll someday get a killer animation of CHEW

Reminder: The Crypt Keeper released his own Christmas album back in 1994. Tracks included "Should Old Cadavers Be Forgot" and "We Wish You'd Bury the Misses."

There’s an episode of Goof Troop called “Goof Fellas” where Pete and Goofy see an attempted murder and need Witness Protection from the mafia

I'm putting together a list of holiday b-movies/bad movies so if you have any favorites to suggest, please chime in boxd.it/q30S4 🅱️📽️

I miss synergistic television crossover events. Remember when every show on TGIF did an episode where they went to Disneyland? They should have American Dad, the Inside the NBA guys, and the entire AEW roster get fooled by The Carbonaro Effect or something

DOA: Dead or Alive (2006) which is probably the “best” or closest film adaptation of a video game property. Crazy b-movie energy, complete with Eric Roberts

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.