Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘

I’d like to thank @meghanmccarron.bsky.social and Gourmet Magazine @gourmetlives.bsky.social again for the article about this project! Also, hello to Instagram folks and people from there!

when someone representing socialism on a national stage says “I’m a capitalist” they should be challenged by the socialist with the threat of removal from the socialist club I’m surprised this is so controversial, asking them to clarify “I’m a capitalist” seems quite reasonable

Talking with my coworker about the mandatory hearing tests because we work in a factory Him: “I figure if I didn’t lose my hearing shooting drag along howitzers in Afghanistan in the 80s I wouldn’t have lost it now” Me, a fan of the podcast Blow Back: “wait, … where? … when!?”

You can't expect the New York Times to give any attention to a story about the president being credibly accused of violent rape when the story breaks so close to an election. It's not like we're talking about something *really* important, like email security protocols.

Omg this is so true! Rinse “pre washed” greens! 🥬

you didn't see them people "Triple wash" those greens a green that you never saw washed is an unwashed green

if you aint been trying nothing new.... Don't start now

The heavens speed thee in thine enterprise!

This should be ILLEGAL

I say basically this to my children constantly

[sweet caroline voice] pea, pod-wine

this is the second time this month i've seen peapod wine referenced, is there a marketing board

THEY DONT KNOW PEAPOD WINE

I haven’t done that … but I did pitch to my local DSA group yesterday that we should just give people beans at every event “Thanks for coming to the tabling/canvassing/protest/study group here’s your complimentary beans 🫘 “

Allotmentcore: why everyone is dressing like Barbara in The Good Life

obligatory "we've been allotmentcore since you were in short pants"

Some shaggy ink-caps popping up around the cyclamen 🌱🍄 #MushroomMonday #FungiFriends #Bloomscrolling #PinkMon #ColorADay #EastCoastKin

The increase in fuel prices isn't what makes the US stand out though: price increases there are similar to other market economies. The reason that per capita costs in the US are so high is the high consumption of fuels per person and lack of progress in reducing reliance on oil.

That's not because of AI. That's a company eating an upfront cost to 'Right Size' their company for an incoming Recession.

Related to this I was developing an eco-phenomenological idea that I smashed this with an apocryphal Louis Pasteur phrase in to: The map is not the terrain, the terrain is everything And then I dropped out of grad school to move to California and work in a Tofu factory, so there’s my origin story

LMAO he made his little AI too sassy and it hurt his feelings He needed help redoing an excel spreadsheet password and showed it a screenshot asking where to click and it was “obviously you’re not looking at the screen because you could clearly see this isn’t correct”

excuse me ‘obama’ but our nation’s proudest and most toothless yokels think of the cheesecake factory as a sort of high end golden corral which fyi means a lot in their culture. i know this because a lot of them used to janitor for my young republicans meetings at yale

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

If you really thought that you'd credit Patrick Freyne, (@patrickfreyne.bsky.social) and you'd also be correct.

Lula:

LMAO EAT SHIT BOLSONARO

I am sitting entirely still, unblinking, making zero sound, going completely insane

I was waiting for someone to mention this and also that as early as the 1930s the British intelligence and later American was largely funding the Muslim Brotherhood as a counter to Secular independent movements and communists, especially before and during Nasser

This is true. Qatar is widely believed to be the biggest financial backer of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Remember when Obama ate Arugula and we got many think pieces and whole books out of it