Bijhan Agha

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Hasbro let the nearly finished Transformers video game fall through, and botched the Power Rangers reboot. Are they allergic to making money?

My furry little daughter spies on me as I work.

I'm genuinely uncertain as to why Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is widely disliked. It's not perfect, but it's both genuinely fun and deeply moving.

All over Reddit people need help making up their minds. "What game should I play?" "What movie should I watch?" "What should I name my dog?" Were people always so indecisive? Or has an ocean of possible answers induced mass analysis paralysis?

Why is "Crowd Control" on Dropout now filled ghost believers? One woman said her Honda was haunted by a little boy from the 1400s, and they communicated using a pendant. In the 1400s, the only people in California were native. Europeans lived in mud huts. When did the ghost learn modern English?

The greatest mystery in the history of the Star Trek franchise... What was the real name of the Klingon spy who used the Human name Arne Darvin?

Homebody is a good game. But it is advertised as a survival horror game. It isn't. It's a puzzle adventure game with a horror theme. If I had known that, I wouldn't have bought it. I don't like puzzle adventures, even if they're objectively high quality.

The guy with the dead worm in his brain: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive." Yeah, we know, bozo. Those words are synonyms.

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A total remake of Star Wars: Dark Forces would RULE.

The rise of AI use among people who want to be creative but don't have skill is our collective fault as society. We failed to construct a narrative of success being built on a mountain of failure. Kobra Olympus wasn't the first comic I wrote. It was the first comic I wrote worth publishing.

I really wanted to like the indie JRPG Jack Move more than I did. The story and characters are wonderful, art is so charming, and the combat has some great ideas. But the lack of customization and depth make it had to pick back up after a few hours.

Machiavelli's "The Prince" and Joseph Campbell "The Hero with a Thousand Faces" are not prescriptive. They are not meant to instruct. They are descriptive. They are observations about the author's experiences and readings.

There's no such thing as "garage rock". It's just marketing jargon for "fourth wave punk" because in the 2000s the suits had already gotten the public to associate "punk" with whiny pop music that happened to use distorted guitars.

Media only called The Hives "garage rock" because they don't want to admit a punk band can have sophisticated music and commercial success.

Punk music will heal you. Leftism is the answer.

You see, I grew up in a hole Squeezing diamonds out of coals

You say "These kids they're all insane" That "They got drugs instead of brains" "They drink blood at night, yes they do Not every one of them, but a few"

Mango Mussolini says that if we rename New Mexico to New America, income would rise. ... HOW?

Albertan independence was roundly defeated in the recent vote. The mere concept is absurd. As a country, Alberta would be landlocked, lose free trade and movement with the nations that surround it, and its primary industries - oil and agriculture - would have to compete globally.

Sony is plowing ahead with plans for a Playstation 6 despite the fact that its retail price will likely be $1k+ when people have less expendable income than ever. What could a PS6 even do better than a PS5? The PS5 is capable of running games at 4k and 120fps if optimized correctly.

I said it before and I'll say it again: the Gemstones should have died at the end of The Righteous Gemstones. If they had all been murdered, it would have been the perfect ending. They were horrible people, leeches on society, and charlatans who did not deserve a happy ending.

Starfleet Academy is the first time a series has been a "zombie show" before its second season premieres.

The film "From Dusk Till Dawn" has an officially misspelled title. "Till" means "to break up solid soil to make it suitable for planting". They meant "'til" which is short for "until".

I see a lot of "controller holders" in shops and online. ... Why? Is setting your video game controller on a flat surface, like, a problem now?

Matthew 19:24 "And again I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God." There is no such thing as a wealthy follower of Jesus Christ, only a wealthy person who falsely claims to be Christian.

Jesus Christ commanded his followers to give to the poor and needy, to abandon riches to instead pursue kindness and devotion to one another. Anyone who is more worried about trans people participating in society than widespread poverty does not love Jesus. They only love themselves.

The plot of Batman Begins is bozo shit. The microwave emitter is going to vaporize all the water in the city to release fear gas. But... that would cook all the people, too. Microwave vaporize water. Like the water in meat. That's how it cooks things.

Literally the only jobs that shouldn't be work-from-home require heavy machinery which can only be housed and powered in a specific facility, or else where the work is dependent on the location like construction or maintence. Office jobs are outmoded.

I tame cats through sheer obstinance. The first time I kissed my boy Reza on the mouth, he looked at me like I had lost my damn mind. He squirmed when I picked him up. But I never stopped, and I always insisted on holding him and kissing him. Now, fifteen years later, he is as cuddly as can be.

A difference of political opinion is something like "we should prioritize funding education" vs "we should prioritize funding infrastructure". "Immigrants deserve rights" vs "mass deportation now" isn't a political difference. It's a difference in moral values.

"Across the Universe" is an infuriating film. It's about racism. No, wait, it's about romance. No, wait, it's about poverty. No, wait, it's about feminism. At one point I got so frustrated that I shouted at the screen: "YOU CAN'T BE ABOUT EVERYTHING!"

I never understood why Pearl was one of the Crystal Gems in Steven Universe. Pearls aren't stones. They're oyster snot. The alien race called gems live on a planet with no biological organisms. How would they even know what pearls are? Where would they encounter one outside of Earth?

There are actually people who don't like Star Wars Outlaws? WHY? Gunplay is sweet, story is badass, vehicle sections rock, and the progression system rules. Is it JUST because it's a lady main character? Or are people really only interested in games where you can be a Jedi?

The things Koko the gorilla could do with sign language was very impressive. So the fact that the "scientists" who studied her lied about and embellished so many of her accomplishments is disappointing. The public deserved to appreciate the truth, which is now obfuscated by glory-hunting.

Do consumers not realize that there were healthy and muscular people before companies started dumping protein into Pop Tarts and chocolate bars? Eat a goddamned egg.

J Aubrey on YouTube has always been excellent at creating editorial video profiles on immoral people. His turn away from YouTube drama and toward documenting far right politicians and agitators has been excellent.

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The recent groping incident in Germany is being attributed to a robot. Robots are autonomous, executing programming independently. This was actually a humanoid drone, operated remotely by a person. We need to know whether to blame a programmer or an operator.

I fucking hate Chris Rywalt's comics. Not because I disagree with his politics. There's virtually nothing we disagree on politically. But making 1 illustration, repeating it 3 times to make three "panels" with the second one zoomed in, and surrounding it with blunt statements is just not a comic.

Susan Collins is an animate corpse. We are watching her decay on live TV.

"Infinite" does not imply "one of every variety". There are infinite numbers between 0.9 and 1.0. There could be infinite universes where the difference between each is the gravity of the Earth is between these numbers in G.

So now we know what the twist of the film Digger is. It's not a movie about an oil magnate named Digger. It's a movie about a play about an oil magnate named Digger. Not only is it incredibly pretentious to make media about making media, but plays are not the hot medium of the moment.

The more I learn about Margot Robbie, the more I like her. She's a real one. Stands up for Human rights; amazing queer ally.

I'm shocked that The Goonies was a success. I'm even more shocked that Gen X still loves it. I remember as a little kid watching it on TV getting to the part where Sean Astin says, "It's our time down here." I thought, "That's extremely embarrassing." What the kids today would call "cringe".

Unironically, Lesbian Space Princess is better queer representation than Call Me By Your Name. Only one glorifies grooming, and it's not the one the entire internet hates.

It's very confusing to me that some Christians use "worldly" as the opposite of "Godly". The world is the creation of God. What could be more Godly than understanding God's creation?

I'm sick and tired of nepo babies. Bryce Dallas Howard has the acting chops of a highschooler. And Dakota Johnson simply cannot act. Her face barely moves.