PC Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog)

A friend just described my new EP as ‘the best thing I’ve ever done’ and I’ve done drunken Eddie Vedder impersonations! whippetdreamsofnothing.bandcamp.com/album/demos-2

‘With the right amount of seed capital (€3bn in crypto) Pie Warehouse could change everything’

Whoooo remembers when every newspaper and political magazine kept producing front covers like this for approximately a month before pivoting towards devastatingly unflattering photos for the rest of his tenure

Pie Warehouse is and always will be primarily a lifestyle brand 🙏

Inspired by one of my all time heroes Jolyon Maugham, I just beat the kitten to death with a wooden spoon for trying to eat my avocado on toast 🙏

Hard to believe ‘Breaking Bad’s Hank’ is Cockney rhyming slang for ‘wank’ but it’s a fact so it must be true!

Imagine being a reply guy for Otto English. I am a psychologist and I have no idea what has to happen in your life to create that sort of subjective state. Is there a version of Male Fantasies but for people who went on to become Blairites in 2026?

Y’all

Otto English’s favourite film is A Quiet Place and he’s convinced it’s a piece of slow cinema where nowt happens

Honestly great to see foreigners engage in good old fashioned protest to fend off fascism, but I’d honestly be appalled if that kind of thing happened over here because it’s fundamentally unBritish

Nadia would you recommend the sorts of grassroots unrest — blockades, mass protest, civil disobedience, disruption of sporting events, general strikes that kind of thing — that achieved progressive change in Serbia, now be enacted in the UK? That’s what you’re saying here right?

Some of the funniest interactions I’ve ever had are with children and young people. Humour doesn’t need teaching. It’s a form of social play. The kinds of bigotry Jimmy Carr peddles in, on the other hand. They have to be taught over and over again for years to take hold.

Which one of you saved this for future enjoyment?

Kapital is great. Incredible even (the chapter on technology is 👌 top tier. A 5 bagger). Having said all that, tbh with you I’m more of a The German Ideology kind of guy 🙏

None of the liberals going at me in my replies even care that I’m currently writing short form erotic prose about Margaret Thatcher for @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social smh

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We're all scrabbling in the dust for pennies in exchange for "content" (🤮), but Justin does really good, important work as one of the last providers of sex & relations advice written by someone vaguely normal and non-judgmental.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Make a band edible: Papri Chaat Pile

She’s just like Lula isn’t she Matt! I’ve been thinking this a lot recently

Me and the regular group who like my posts