Jason Kinkade

"Vermont is not a climate refuge" 🐮🌲 I got sad when I read "dehydrated cows produce less milk," like how inconvenient for people. We're the reason they're dehydrated. The cows should rise against us. www.wbur.org/news/2026/10...

I've been organizing my escape from this slum apartment, so obviously getting my box of treasures ready for transport... 😭 LIFE FUEL.

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Episode 20 Islamophobia (18:54) youtu.be/9I3SuO3k8RA John McCain once took the microphone from a supporter at his rally because she said she couldn’t trust Barack Obama due to Obama being an “Arab.” McCain’s correction was lauded as very statesman-like, but...

Episode 19 Political Advertising (16:55) youtu.be/Z-X_lEd-UDU Why does fear work better than solutions? Do truck drivers display bumper stickers like “Fauci Lied” and “Eradicate Donkey-Pox” to find friends or own the libs?

Episode 18 Superhero Propaganda (17:53) youtu.be/-TmfBYuNFhY We discuss if watching superhero flicks satiates the collective urge to act out against perceived injustice so that everybody stays sedentary through the banality of daily life. Harmless escapism or Ayn Randian Trojan Horses?

"Renting an Apartment Has Become So Prohibitively Expensive That I No Longer Enjoy Relaxing at Home" By Me Is housing a human right or a pyramid scheme? Home is where the heart attack happens every first of the month. spectacularmisfits.com/2026/10/24/r...

You can't make this up. I'm sitting here writing an article about exploitative landlords when I get a wayward text message from a random landlord raising somebody's rent $1,050! Welp, that's going in the article.

About to make the smartest financial decision of my life.

Due to poverty-maxxing, I switched from buying the flat of 24 little protein shakes and started buying a single, larger protein shake the day before I donate plasma. Now, I'm diarrhea-maxxing all over the place. 😭

Goddamn, wtf! 33 bear-vehicle collisions in Yosemite so far this year, a ten-year high. 🧸💥🚗 Hitting a bear with your car: So hot right now! www.sfgate.com/national-par...

Goodnight from Charli!

My 6' lil guy came over and fell asleep before I even had his PlayStation set up. Must have been a hard week in 11th grade.

Brought my son over just as the apartment owls were leaving for the night.

"The Growing Problem of Food Waste in America" By Byron Avila Great article by @kos9192.bsky.social From working in grocery stores or hotels, I'm always shocked by how much effort goes into making sure extra food * is * wasted and doesn't reach any needy. spectacularmisfits.com/2026/10/23/t...

📚🦇👙 Ya never really know what you'll find at the library!

The audacity!! Blue Cross called and gave me a heads up that my tax return might be garnished to pay for the insurance my dad opened in my name on the marketplace last year. Haaaa. No need to yell at my dad again, but next year is gonna be wild! That return was gonna help me avoid homelessness. 🤣

ASIAN MARKET HAUL!

Happy Plasma Thursday, Spooky Frens!! 🩸🎃👻

First phone interview down, two to go! One job I could see myself not loving, but keeping for a year to patch up my résumé. The other two I'd probably pull my classic move of soaking up the orientation & training week money then disappearing.

I found a shiny Nymble while waiting on a pre-interview phone screening! #PokemonGO

WHO'S GOING TO CIRCLE K?? 😭 The alcohol withdrawals are here and there's still another day before I can sell plasma again.

"We Need to Talk About the Behavior of Expats Abroad" By Arlen Tsao A meeting between cultures is a beautiful thing unless you're a MAGA Ambassador. @arlentsao.bsky.social responds to a hater. spectacularmisfits.com/2026/10/20/w...

I just want a little fuckin' alien or fantasy creature to appear and hand me my destiny. Why I gotta apply for jobs I don't want?? 😭

Flew a lot of miles, found fall. #OneGoodThing

This moment from the Ritz-Carlton tour was so bizarre I'm still thinking about it a week later. META OR LAME?? 😵

Yes, unfettered capitalism kills. I believe we need to establish democratic socialism, outlaw billionaires and insider trading, punish those who are derelict in their obligations to citizens, and establish oversight for the executive branch. Oh, and ban fascism.

MONDAY. OK. OK. Job searching again. I think I'll only apply for part-time work. I seem unable to dive into a full-time schedule. I need maybe four hours a day to build better habits. Exactly 60 days until homelessness!

🐍 MIND YOUR CRACK!!

Be me trying to explain to my non-Pokémon fren, Shim Sham, that the shiny Tyranitar I caught at his wedding just gained perfect IVs in a lucky trade with my dad. #PokemonGO

Be my landlords every Friday. "All this looks good. See ya Monday!"

"Digital Privacy and the Power of Technology Companies" By Byron Avila 🤖🔎👾 @kos9192.bsky.social Explores who benefits from the digital economy and who carries the risks. spectacularmisfits.com/2026/10/18/d...

"Taiwan Has a Scooter Problem" By Arlen Tsao I dived into this article and it went SO DEEP. 😱 Even my fellow teachers aren't safe from scooter hegemony. @arlentsao.bsky.social spectacularmisfits.com/2026/10/17/t...

Habanero Cheese Sausage McMuffin Time!

I probably shouldn't have shared the Marriott Bonvoy friends & family discount with my parents as soon as I joined the Ritz-Carlton, because when I rage quit they immediately got an email saying their benefits were canceled. 😅

Guess I can't be upset over all the termites at my apartments when we also have butterflies.

So I arrive at the plasma clinic five steps behind this kid with a motorcycle helmet, who holds the door for me. Except inside, I'm now ahead of him at the computer. So I step aside so he can still be first, and he says, "No, I insist." 🥹 I'm not used to kindness.

Enjoy the recession, pleebs!! 🩸💀

Perfect Pidgey! 💯 #PokemonGO

Be me sneaking into my parents' gated community to see why my son hasn't texted me to come get him for the weekend.

That was awkward. HR called and reminded me to bring something to my first scheduled shift on Monday that I already dropped in the mail last night along with the rest of my rage-quit starter pack. Annnd *block*.

Another school shooting?! The entire government should be up for re-election every time this happens. What a (preventable) tragedy. National strike now. abcnews.com/amp/US/multi...

Netflix made $10 billion in profit last year, and just laid off 1,000 people who worked to build that wealth. If you haven't already, delete Facebook, cancel Amazon Prime, and unsubscribe from all the MAGA streaming apps (so, all the streaming apps).

Urge to drop my employee ID and parking pass in the mail rising... Why am I like this?? Lmao. How did I work for 15 straight years in mentally taxing positions without any problems??

This big boss remembered to dress for the occasion. 2nd Amendment! Don't donate plasma without broadcasting your love of guns.