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1 Oct 2025

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i should replay Wolfenstein: The New Order and Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

i do not know how to convince people who haven’t played them that these distant sequels to Wolfenstein 3D have some of the best and most interesting storytelling in mainstream video games

i bought The New Order kind of at random just because i had a new PS4 and needed a game to go with it. i was like ok yeah some dumb fps will be a fun time, sure. LITTLE DID I KNOW,

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dear god dude. you’re such a whiny faggot. but guess what. i’m 10x the whiny faggot you are so when you’re in office and it’s my turn to call you, you’re gonna have a real bad time.

Bernard? 🏳️‍🌈@bernard.bigknife.games

that weasel Talarico better be praying he doesn’t win because if he does i’m going to be so fucking annoying calling his office about every single issue or bill. sorry pal you’re gonna represent the gays and transsexuals whether you like it or not and we’re extremely good at being annoying.

Crystal may say trick-or-treat at the mall is safer, but I say those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

Bran 9 From Outer Space@bransonreese.bsky.social

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paying artists helps you reach nirvana. generating ai images gets you sent straight to Christian Hell.

Wendy Xu@wendyxu.bsky.social

start paying artists you fucks!!!! the potential of you reaching nirvana depends on it!

i see the logic behind the term “USian” but i’ve only ever seen it used by europeans who are writing condescending social media threads, so it provokes a pavlovian annoyance response in me.

if you see someone say “USians” there’s a good chance they’re asking why USians don’t protest like the French and ignoring all the responses from americans pointing out that we have had many massive protest movements just this decade even though all our cops have Doom BFGs

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the other day my dear friend who is literally named Noel was trying to get me to watch Andor #JustSwanBoyThings @bransonreese.bsky.social

god, this is so sad. what the fuck.

maximinalist@maximinalist.bsky.social

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vivek Ramaswamy's wife: Apparently, Vivek does not support women. Apparently, he is pro-child abuse. Apparently, he doesn't respect doctors.

besides the obvious evil, this is funny in banal ways 1) a tech exec’s entire job is bullshitting, yet she says she couldn’t handle making up a list of 3 positive traits? 2) i think it would be difficult to find a ten-year-old who CAN’T be described as “empathetic, creative, and an animal lover.”

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

Dark Souls is so great

Rebekah Valentine@duckvalentine.bsky.social

i live in texas and every republican ad i’ve encountered about the senate race has been “that fucking FRUIT talarico wants to TRANS your kids!” every single one! the governorship ads i’ve seen have been like “Taxes are icky and Governor Abbott thinks they’re icky, too!” but the senate race is insane

SURE WOULD FEEL GOOD IF TALARICO LOUDLY VOICED SUPPORT FOR QUEER TEXANS.

i’m shocked that the musk documentary sold a tiny number of tickets. i would’ve expected “pay money to spend four consecutive hours actively thinking about the most annoying man in the world” to have literally zero takers.

i just can’t imagine the audience. potential moviegoers: LIKE ELON MUSK - not going to see a film criticizing the guy HATE ELON MUSK - already hate the guy and resent how often they’re forced to think about him UNDECIDED - not going to see a FOUR HOUR documentary on a subject they don’t care about!

the theatrical release was only ever gonna sell tickets to the “retiree who sees every single movie that comes to their local theater” crowd. but hey maybe some of them will be radicalized

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UPWORTHY????

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good god Secret of Mana sucks. this has been like a 3/10 experience TOPS so far. like holy shit how is this game so beloved. did the pretty graphics and music really carry it enough for so many people to think it’s great all these years later.

ME: oh hey, i have a second party member now! maybe this’ll make the combat more fun and interesting! i mean, it’s not like they’re just gonna constantly get stuck on geometry and run directly into enemy attacks, right? that would make the whole experience even slower and more annoying lol PRIMM:

i’m terrible at coming up with a definitive answer to these questions but last month “YOU ARE NO BEAST!” hit me in a way no other video game moment has.

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Why do we never question if Omelas child had bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

“nathan fielder: unlikely sex symbol?” the thing is some people don’t know understand that you can like something a person does without loudly wanting to fuck them. they were thirsting after anthony fauci during covid. so they enjoy fielder’s work and those feelings convert to horny for some reason.

i feel like these days americans and brits are just staring at each other like this across the atlantic ocean

it seems like some folks have correctly observed that people very rarely change their beliefs in response to an argument or piece of evidence, but extrapolated to “people’s beliefs never change.” that’s nonsense. tossing a bucket of water on a mountain doesn’t do anything, but erosion is still real.

they should’ve kept making Community seasons on increasingly obscure streaming platforms with cast members continuing to leave the show until the final season is just Dean Pelton wandering around an empty campus

it’s so funny how when Chevy Chase left, absolutely NOTHING of value was lost. he was the big name they got attached to the show but after he left it was like, wow, he didn’t add anything to this.

i can get married. i mean, i’m chronically single, but yknow, theoretically

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

it’s kinda funny how every leftist on bluesky is talking about how much Mass Effect, AKA Fascism Simulator 2183, means to them. i am, too, to be clear. Mass Effect kicks ass.

it’s fucking insane that BioWare got shut down. “but they hadn’t made anything good in a decade” shut da fuck up

my only regret when i got Ashley killed was that i saved Kaidan in the process

a great many things are simply none of my business

I Voted Squirrelly (exclusively for candidates who are squirrels or squirrel allies)

the place where i voted had a twelve-foot skeleton in the lobby #Democracy #GodBlessAmerica

of course i know who that is. the whole thing with him and Ed Sheeran was just last month.

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rahm emanuel still trying to milk the obama years into his own presidency is some profoundly delusional shit. imagine mack mclarty trying to run for president in like 2008. you don’t even know who that is

i’d just lie in order to end the conversation quickly so i can find someone cooler to talk to like Prince or Gunpei Yokoi. obviously lying is a sin but if the founding fathers are getting into heaven despite the slavery and all, i think i can get away with some fibs.

Philip Bump@pbump.com

Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.

it’s so funny to imagine that you made it to heaven but can’t enjoy it because you can’t stop thinking about how you couldn’t give a good enough answer when Patrick Henry grilled you about your patriotism. a scenario they’d torture Chidi Anagonye with if he’d been american.

😔

it’s good that Swan Boy is encouraging today’s 35-year-old youths to learn about Joseph Stanley-Brown, a guy who was apparently obsessed with his boss and married his boss’s daughter a while after his boss got got

Bran 9 From Outer Space@bransonreese.bsky.social

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