Benjamin Dickson

I'll be tabling in MCM London next weekend, in Artists Alley table P-09. Come and say hi!

I unfortunately stumbled over Trump's AI video being besties with a fucking tiger. I have to say, by far the most unrealistic part of the video is Trump being able to run.

Thanks to all those involved in LICAF, I had a nice time and am now bloody exhausted. Thanks also to all those who came by my table!

I'm tabling at the Lakes International Comic Art Festival in Kendal this weekend. Come and say hi! Oh and buy my books. Buy them. BUY THEM.

Great Hi-Vis con yesterday, thanks to Ollie and everyone who helped put the show on. Being a free entry con it meant a lot of mums with young kids were there - they're not my audience (most of my books are fairly adult), but it's wonderful to see them in attendance.

I will be tabling at Hi-Vis comic con in Birmingham tomorrow, come and say hi if you're going! highviscomic-con.com

I just finished reading Edge of the Grave by @robbiemorrison.bsky.social, it's an excellent crime thriller set in 1930s gangland Glasgow. Very highly recommended.

TV show idea: Mental Rentals. Every week an undercover reporter seeks out the most insanely unpleasant, most insanely expensive and generally most insane rentals on the market, punctuated by talking heads of people's craziest experiences as renters.

Thank you to everyone who bought a copy of Chamberlain over the last few days! They are in the post. (You can still buy one here: www.benjamindickson.com )

Huge thanks to Kieron Gillen for this review!

Count Binface said he was going to nationalise Adele, but the media isn't reporting that as if it's actually going to happen.

I assume Farage didn't turn up to his own election results because he knew every newspaper photo the next day would have him standing next to Count Binface.

Just watched The Odyssey. I thought it was excellent, maybe even a masterpiece. I haven't read the original, I'm assuming it's a fairly loose adaptation but I have no idea.

I'll be exhibiting at MCM London this October!

The Bayeux Tapestry isn't really from Bayeux, it was almost certainly made in England. Also it's not actually a tapestry, it's an embroidery. Basically everything is a lie, nothing is real.

Count Binface is not to be trifled with. For a start, he doesn't eat trifle.

Which is better, a diet-fascist gammon shepherd or a bin-headed space warlord? There's only one way to find out...

People of Clacton: if you REALLY want to say fuck you to the whole establishment, vote for Count Binface.

I saw this in the cinema, it's a great little low-budget indie thriller. Well worth your time.

There is an astonishing shortage on social media of people photoshopping Mr Blobby into Angine de Poitrine performances. Come on people, what's wrong with you? It couldn't be more obvious!

This morning I was contemplating a story called "Ned Dawn", in which a middle class housewife wakes up to find everyone in her village has been replaced by clones of @nedhartley.com

Who should be Prime Minister, Starmer or Burnham? There's only one way to find out...

I would like to see a spin-off of Doctor Who entirely about the Daleks after they have conquered Earth, set in one street and how all the Daleks that live on that street are constantly arguing with each other, having relationship dramas and threatening to exterminate each-other.

Well, let me just step outsi...

Yes folks, I will be there!

A limerick. Based on a true story.

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TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear 🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman 📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon

No YOU'RE blocking the straight of Hormuz

I have one of these pens, and it's extremely fun to draw with. Well worth getting one.

A new quiz idea: look at photos of men's public toilets and work out where you are in the world from the shape of the urinals.

Viktor Orban has been beaten off. Congratulations to all those involved.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

If spring and summer is Daylight Saving time, can we call autumn and winter Daylight Robbery time?

Looking forward to a trip back to the Lake District in October!

I've set up a mailing list to keep people up to date with all the developments in my comics work. If you would like to sign up, the link is here: benjamindickson.com/mailman3/pos...

One for @nedhartley.com

I vote for Hacker T Dogg on the £5 note, Muffin the Mule on the £10, the Crack Fox on the £20 and a haggis in its natural habitat on the £50.