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It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... www.dungeonsanddramanerds.com/episodes/epi...

just saw a ytp of bodycam footage

I don’t want no scrib a scrib is a guy who can’t get no doon from me hangin out the passenger side of a pod race ride trying to ding dong pookie

*2 guys having a showdown* guy 1: you'd best back down. my absent father named me sue so i'd grow up tough guy 2: ha. you think you had it rough? my father named me poop e. childrapist guy 3: my names adolf hitler 2. im not fighting but this seems like a good support group

Every time I see this image I am delighted by it. A classic simple pleasure of posting

Texting in glup shitto quotes with @alisonalison.bsky.social

Every time I see a post about the UWS barn owls there are more owls. I NEED this to balloon to at least 100 owls, ideally 1000

Did not wake up planning to do this ride but they sent the route out and I was like “oh cool” and the email said the start time was 10 and it was only 9 when I woke up, so

When they revealed that the lady who lost bake off this week restores/cleans electronics as a hobby I yelled out loud “WHATS HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL”

Win your what back

has a car alarm ever stopped a car theft? i was going to say something like "i think 99.9% of the time a car alarm goes off it just annoys anyone remotely nearby" but thinking about it a little more i might be convinced it's 100%. yes i am posting this because a car alarm is going off outside

he trepanned his temples, right?

watching the soap opera episode

Changing the way I pronounce “TD Bank” to “titty bank”

“I live my life one diaper at a time”

Just experienced a reverse Charlie Kirk situation with a lanternfly (it smacked me so hard in the forehead it died)

Guy next to us on the ferry was talking about Nathan for You and said “I initially liked it for the suggestions to the businesses”

Saw a guy wearing a shirt that said “GIRL DAD” walking down the street holding the hand of a young boy. Not analyzing this, just reporting it

On this Labor Day, remember that the crews of ghost ships are in exploitative contracts with demonic entities and had to literally sell their souls for eternally steady work. Rather than blaming them for all the “spooky ghost piracy” you experience, stand in solidarity with them

We were just watching a short documentary on candy making and they said “it was discovered they were using child labor” and @alisonalison.bsky.social said “ooh chai labor sounds yummy”

whenever joe bastianich opens his mouth on masterchef im like

There are Lydia Tars everywhere for those with eyes to see

When a deep voice guy dies an angel’s balls descend

lifeguard with a sniper rifle making sure there are NO drowning deaths on the beach

Rerouted up a (small) mountain on this one due to a gravel path getting washed out

i spent an insane amount of time combining my old conditioner bottle with my new conditioner bottle

*christopher nolan batman beating nancy pelosi’s dui husband with a bat-hammer* WHERE’S NANCY *POW!* WHERE IS SHE *BIFF!*

The wonderful cat rescue we work with needs to rehome a bunch of cats by the second week of August. If you’re in New York and willing to foster a cat, hit me up and I can put you in contact! They can provide litterbox/litter/food if you need it. It’s where Guy came from

Did a fun one yesterday strava.app.link/QdZQsABr54b

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