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Not since Stephen Miller spray-painted his head have I seen such a sight

Wowee, a very withering observation from an unexpected corner. They all have his number, but usually are comfortable toeing the line because they're knaves.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Every day is Opposite Day 🙃

I saw that one, too! I think he might just be a genuinely good person?????

The algorithm has been serving me up a lot of Tom Holland content lately, allowing me to live out my fantasy of finding a straight white man who is generous and humble toward his female colleagues, is delighted by smart questions from women, and laughs at women's jokes.

Yes, I roll my eyes a little the 92d time a character in The Odyssey mentions Zeus’ law. But unlike Odysseus, Christopher Nolan is not going to leave a man behind.

I got so over seeing these after a while that I had a no torchieres rule for my apartments. I had a really nifty 60s floor to ceiling suspension pole lamp instead, though it was also a pain.

Water melts ice

Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE

Dylan Mulvaney "joke" three years later 🙄 after telling a woman she should smile more

He was tormented by Muppets singing about how much they hate him every time he left his house.

I fucking hate him with every fiber of my being.

It’s an honor just to be nominated

i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish

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Low energy president can't think of insulting nickname for Jonathan Swan

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Tintin in America (1932)

Wow!! so there are probably 10 or 15 people who are scrambling now trying to figure out what they're going to do tomorrow

Why can't they just climb the statue of liberty or something like a normal couple

This is the sort of attendance I always hope for but never get when I go to a beer fest 🍻 😌

Sigh. He's so f**king exhausting!

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Do not meep gentle into that good night

As a reality tv producer and former ANTM PA, I can confirm that you can almost die of laughter from reading this article.

I saw it today -- it's definitely a "Steven Spielberg Movie" -- a collection of tropes and situations that reminded me of the latter-day Star Wars sequels, with the idea of giving the people what they think they want. I saw it in a pretty full theater and didn't feel like it blew people away.

Struggling mentally with the dystopian premise that a fascist can become the world's first trillionaire

Mullahs: "Did you see what they're sayin' about us in the papers? It's murder, I tell ya!"

The worst bosses I've ever seen were incredibly stupid and self-destructive in their mean-spiritedness toward their employees. I think they go hand in hand.

I agree with the protester.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

Media pounced on Biden's age without any accommodations but Keilar throws out one for the special boy. That the asymmetry that has been going on for a decade. Good to see the doctor shut that one down.

Jesus Christ. Here comes CNN to make excuses for Trump being old, in a way that they would NEVER have done for Biden.

It is normal - it shouldn't be normal to have someone of that age as President. Very few people are working at 100% at 80+. That Biden was crucified for the same thing is what we are screaming about.

Ok hear me out, but I think “Are you taking the piss?” is a stronger ending.

"In recent days, he has come to feel “seduced and betrayed” by AI, suggesting at one point that it might have undermined him on purpose." How does a person like this get a book published? 🙄

Flood it.