Bolu Babalola

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I just went berserk in UniQlo

Texting my charity CEO best friend about which picture I should put as my grid cover photo as I copy edit on the sofa in my pyjamas. She's probably at a board meeting or something but this is a crisis that needs attending

i got @beebabs.bsky.social’s love in color for my work gift exchange ♥️

I hate when people try to discuss my characters' starsigns with me. That's none of my business and I don't care. Stop projecting!!!

My copy editor broke her own code of conduct by saying she's crying with laughter at a sentence >

I feel like every chic person in their 30s goes through a phase where they want to revamp their wardrobe with Uniqlo basics

Drake was pillow talking and kicking up his feet

Literally blocking anyone I see who uses "skeets". You can't be trusted, you scare me and I am strict.

I act like I'm okay but really I'm holding in my devastation that we never got an Ungodly Hour tour

Omg STOP using "skeet" you perverts and deviants!!!!

What's so interesting about pulling back from social media is refueling or regaining the ability to think without the expectation of validation or agreement

I need a place to talk about my worrying attraction to Dan from VEEP. Like it's disgusting and I know that. However

The thing about having sisters is that even though one second you literally want to wring their neck, you kind of have to get over it because you need to share a joke that only they would get /laugh at something your parents did. No one can elicit rage like your sisters though

I love it when I go on a hot actor's IG and it says "married longtime girlfriend" under "personal life". That's even hotter. Commitment in the jungle of Hollywood. Sexy.

If anyone cares I've been watching VEEP and I cannot believe it took me this long. It's exactly my shit. I love a British-American comedy

I walk with the confidence of a woman who has a bald headed father. Talk to us nice, we are princesses who don't play

I need everyone to know that WICKED is simply not one of those stories where you're like "let me read the book first". Read it after. Trust me 😭.

I just remembered Maggie Smith died wtf

I took a really great selfie today. I won't post it here so you just have to exercise trust

I'll be living my life and then remember there are only two Migos left and they're not talking

One time my friend ran an apology message from her ex bf through chat gpt, and it was copied almost word for word. Just pathetic!!!!

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

Never thought I’d have hatred for a 🍩 company, but what the founder of Doughnut Time did to Feyi Flowers makes me detest them with a passion! It will never be well with them >>> vm.tiktok.com/ZGdjdoe6u/

That whole slim skim debacle on Tik tok just showed me how much Black women have EDs and don’t realize it.

My wedding vows are going to be "I'm his right hand arm, man. His silly rabbit." Priest: Is that what he calls you Me: no. 😍

Unfortunately the worst person you know is using Kendrick's "I deserve it all" as a caption rn

One of my fave things about myself is how quickly I forget names of men I have spoken to in the past. Bring a name up& I will legit go "who?" with no shade intended. They don't exist to me.But I remember the name of a girl I bumped into four yrs ago at a Soho House DTLA who has a "denim company"

If anyone cares, this weekend I'm gonna make cobbler with M&S peaches in cognac for my friends. I love being 33 and happy

Once again @beebabs.bsky.social with a take so good it made it to a TikTok carousel

I went on the BlackSky hashtag to see jokes and saw 🌽....please....I thought this was a classy party

I think it is absolutely fair to say "could never be me" about some situations. Some things you just know on a psychic level, the decisions you are capable of making and your general standard of discernment. If someone says "never say never" that is their personal problem

This was so real of me

SWEET HEAT, coming July 2025 🍬🔥 Malakai & Kiki return. Thank you to everyone on this journey with us. We would be so honoured for you to join us for this next chapter❤️ Growth & mess. Team KiKai let's go! Pre-order here: geni.us/SweetHeat

They're calling Billy Crystal in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY ugly on Twitter and that's why I had to leave

SWEET HEAT, coming July 2025 🍬🔥 Malakai & Kiki return. Thank you to everyone on this journey with us. We would be so honoured for you to join us for this next chapter❤️ Growth & mess. Team KiKai let's go! Pre-order here: geni.us/SweetHeat

Thank you, I smiled as I wrote it

Sadly everything I am tempted to tweet on Twitter is a reaction to a very insane thing. Like everything is stupid enough to irk me. That's why I know it is no good!! It attempting to hold emotions and thoughts hostage

Imagine liking someone and then discovering they avidly unironically cape for Drake. Not even a "i like his music" type thing but genuinely believing he is in the right philosophically and hip-hopically lmaoooo

Nobody knows what a romcom is anymore. Nobody understands the tonal notes needed to comprise one.