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@michiganpublic.bsky.social Is Edward Bottomley single? Asking for a friend. (If not, can we please just have him read the weather every single day for eternity?)

Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.

As seen yesterday on CA 24

Run outside and look at the sky, children. See if the stars are spelling out my name. They've been practicing.

I took this photo on June 14, 2024, the day they finally connected the two sides of the Gordie Howe International Bridge in the middle. We just coincidentally were down there on that day!

America:

Confused attendees thought they were supposed to invade the Capitol.

Go through your days assuming everyone you meet is insane. I promise you you'll never be disappointed.

A war powers resolution will not be enough. Yes. We need to assert congressional authority and stop this illegal war in Iran. But, Trump is clearly an unstable warmonger at odds with the will of the people. Removal is the top priority. No more war criminal in the White House.

#NoKings ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

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Take your eternal spirit out for a drive around town with the windows down. Introduce it to your friends. Buy a round of drinks for once.

Trump's border czar Tom Homan announces he's removing 700 immigration officers from Minnesota, effective immediately.

In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

The ACLU is raising alarm over a facial recognition app loaded onto the smartphones of immigration agents to identify and arrest people. "It's being used on the street in ways that are dangerous, that are totally unprecedented in this country, and that are, frankly, blatantly illegal."

Bovino: “ICE are the victims”

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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them

Congress did this. The One Big Beautiful Bill Act significantly increases funding for ICE, allocating over $170 billion for immigration enforcement, detention, and deportation activities. Approximately $75 billion specifically for ICE.

Gift link to article on how Trump’s about-face on EV’s has crushed Detroit’s auto industry. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/o...

So glad to see this issue getting coverage! The epistemological issues with LLMs are huge even for good faith actors.

<pokes head out of a deep and shadowy silence to listen> Sounds like some bullshit happening out there. No, thank you. I retreat.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

First have your coffee time, then do your stretching, fight evil until lunch, then you can have a little nap; then you'll bring joy to the world, then cocktails.

how do women not die of rage aneurysms every single day

I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.

Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops