Sid Menon

"hey bro, can you give me that catalogue" "bro... sure"

SENIOR STAFF: this cover story won't take you much time, right? JUNIOR STAFF: no, a while SENIOR STAFF: damn kid you really do work fast

"surely you can't be serious!" "i am serious, and my pronouns aren't shir/ley"

Gonna return to Ace Combat at the top of the hour. I just finished up mission 16 last time. @dochospital.bsky.social tells me Mission 17 is hard as balls so I'm a bit scared as to what shows up. Join me over at www.twitch.tv/indestructib...

might have trouble remembering anything from my actual master's program class, but at least i can see that a game called Chef Knight came out and immediately think "why didn't they call it Chefvalier?"

I still need work clothes for my new job so I'm running a spooky season Halloween sale for 25% off all of my non sticker items on Etsy! CODE: SPOOKYSALE

i tell you what, we're up to our neck in out-of-towners who think they can seekest mine treasure! then we find 'em ass-halfway in mine labyrinth of beguiléd deception going "ooh ooh i'm stuck!", and i have to be the one to shout "hey cityboy! ya ain't performed thine seven ablutions of clarity yet!"

90s kids remember this badass cartoon

calling myself a fake pornography fan for mostly watching cumshot compilations- the Ending Explained videos of porn i mean, they don't have much explanation, but they do have a lot of endings

guy whose horror movie monster represents generational trauma but is also a skeleton who calls him a bonehead, numbskull, etc.

kissing the worm princess directly on her brain made of 100% dirt

"damn i can't keep playing now that i've hit that hour count," sid said, playing past multiple such hour counts-edly

"i feel like if you had to choose between me or that other person, you're not gonna choose me" okay well i feel like you think we're all way more likely to end up in a madman's deadly game than we really are

IDEA: tattoo-unfriendly tattoo artist who only lets you in if you have no tattoos and never lets you return once they do theirs

IDEA: harmless but visually distressing ghost who exclusively haunts the backgrounds of street pickup scenes in porn

my first thought after seeing it was "why don't more people know about night of the comet"

i'm sorry miss jackson oOoOo i am foOoOor real never meant toOoOo make ya daughter oOoOo i apoloOoOogize a trillioOoOon times oOoOo oOoOo

[images flit rapidly through my mind at high speeds like i'm connecting all the dots at the end of a thriller] why did women in 2000s sex comedies say "sexual orgasm"??

gonna try and make the phrase "absolutely tonied off my shalhoub" a thing

three kids in a trench try to buy a ticket to an R-rated film at my box office i operate a movie theater on the battlefields of the child war

psychosomatic addict insane

the second step in a campbellian hero's journey: Not Going On The Adventure Because It's Gay

leon belmont safely landing on the scary floor which makes you scream:

me when people with huge tits and ass censor their feet as if their huge tits and ass are just chopped liver

🎵oh my daddy left me on the day i was born then my daddy left me on the day i was born i got the negative two dad blues🎵

considering how its reveal trailer made me think "oh we're not getting another onimusha, are we?", i'm surprised that capcom went with monster hunter rise outfit DLC for onimusha: way of the sword instead of kunitsu-gami

iie sports™: game ja nai