Kelly Weiler

Kelly Weiler

@beaglehaus.com

Wife, sister, daughter, mother. Abortion is healthcare. I quilt, watch soccer, and seethe daily. All dogs are good dogs.

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The trivia portion of this book release party for A Court of Splintered Harmony is going off the rails. People are about to do violence over the answers lol

It was the grandkids' PTO fall festival tonight, we sold lemonade for it and made $1500 in 3 hours. Honestly if we could just do school events all year that would be great! Kids with their parents credit card are the best 😂 We busted our asses though for those 3 hours, I'm exhausted.

I'm doing a Greek spread for a big family dinner tonight and this is my star, pastitsio. Letting it cool right now so I can cut it into lovely squares. Also made hummus, a greek salad, falafel, and I'm doing haloumi drizzled with honey and sesame seeds .

We're selling tonight at Cary Night Market and they have all these kid bands performing and this teen girl group is rocking the roof off right now.

When I was 15 my mom set me up on a job with her (drunk) friend who owned a very small Italian restaurant. I was her ONLY staff. Server, sandwiches, counter ice cream, clean up, dishwasher. All but the hot food. Quit after 3 days when she came out of the kitchen to yell at me in Italian.

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Torn between hating to set up our lemonade tent when it's 87° outside and knowing we'll sell a lot more when it's 87° outside. 🥵

I can't even articulate how much this enrages me. How does he just stand up there and spout this utter outrageous nonsense and not get called out on it???

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. Minnesota is one of those states."

I finished book 6 of DCC and then I had to take a break to read my bookclub book and I'm really liking my bookclub book but I think I'm rushing through it so I can get to book 7.

Our neighborhood ladies bookclub book this month went from a Victorian England petty thief scam story to lesbian sex with a soupçon of pornographic book dealing and while I enjoy an unexpected spicy story I'm wondering how is going over with the rest of our group. 🍿

There was a copperhead 🪱 in our garage, partially stuck in one of our sticky mouse trap things 👀😬. Jason got him with the grabber thingy and threw him out into the ravine. I will not be entering the garage again for however long we live here.

I get more and more anxious the closer we get to election day. I have such PTSD and I don't know if I can handle two more years of him being unchecked.

I spilled most of a can of root beer on the floor and 90% went under the built-in bookcase before I could get it. Welcome, ants, to your new Motherland.

I'll gladly pay for someone to ship one of these to me if you have an extra, pretty please🤞!

Sounders FC@soundersfc.com

GATE GIVEAWAY 👀 The first 7,000 fans in the building tomorrow will receive this Sammy the Sounder Bag Charm, courtesy of Regence BlueShield!

My granddaughter dragged me into Taco Bell tonight, I haven't had Taco Bell for probably 20 years. The only thing that appears to have changed are the prices. The last time I was there I could get a 12 pack of tacos for $10. Now they're $3 each 😬

I saw several guys waiting to board my same flight with t shirts that say Everybody Watches Women's Sports and I was like cool! And then I realized the whole Courage team is on my flight 😀

I had a dream last night that the animal in bed with me was not my dog but was instead a small pig, and also Ken Paxton was in my bedroom making a banana split sundae and just WTAF is wrong with my brain

It's not for 5 months yet but the Thailand/Singapore trip is in full planning mode now. Our friend in Bangkok is planning lots of super fun things, I can't wait!