B. Dolan

Sometimes there’s satisfaction in watching them try to replace you with shitty AI. Good luck with them prompts, fellas.

Therapy homework is funny because my approach to homework hasn’t changed since Middle School, and now I’m 45 tryna cram and review my own terrible feelings weekly before class.

“See the War is the prophecy / Survival is the strategy.” youtu.be/rgVBY72KlB4?...

Pina Colada tastes like suntan lotion. Maybe I only feel this way because I grew up in the 80s but it’s fucked up either way. People shouldn’t have tried to have both. It’s one or the other. Now both are weird. Thanks a lot, Ronald Reagan.

How I(CE) Could Just Kill A Man by B Dolan bdolan.bandcamp.com/album/how-i-...

You know it’s silly to boycott Ed Sheeran and support the NFL right? Even if they bring back the ghost of Woodie Guthrie for the Superbowl halftime… it’s still fuck that league. No Kap.

Real Housewives of Rhode Island Discussion & Watch Party hosted by some chill ass socialists somewhere in Cranston. Pasta is free and the sauce is fuego. We do this monthly until Italian-Americans return to their antifascist roots.

Rhode Island Elected a 27 year old socialist mayor, and other local news. Our election recap stream with special guests begins shortly! Twitch.tv/BDolanOfficial

Being smart won’t save you from the aftereffects of trauma. However smart you are, that’s how smart your enemy is.

Macklemore and Ed got me reminiscing. Back in 2019 we were booking Epic Beard Men dates, and Sage got invited to play SXSW. When the promoter (who was working with a zionist rapper named Kosha Dillz) heard my name attached, we got this email and uninvited quick.

Disabled body + CPTSD brain = difficult emotions causing me physical repercussions for weeks. Truly the Wario of mind-body connection.

“I see the sun is setting earlier. Surely it must be time to surrender my entire life force and die.” -plant based brain

Indie artists should think twice before signing away any rights to indie labels. Are they gonna do anything for you that you can’t do for yourself? Will you starve waiting for them to pay you out accounting on this release in a few years? Would you like your labor to equal money?

Hereeeee we go! Go vote, Rhode Island!

There’s nothing wrong with North West writing songs and doing a show. There’s something wrong with North West being that rich and people who aren’t related to her buying tickets to that show and expecting it to be good.

Tiktok keeps showing me boomers with Karen haircuts who called themselves “estranged parents” talking about their no contact children… … and I keep commenting “it’s your fault. Suffer.” I can stop whenever I want. This is a legitimate hobby.

Content is what we’re told to make. Culture is what we need to make.

Please let me know when the instrumental version of the new Dilla project is available thx

I am no longer trying to repair That which I cannot learn how to fix on Youtube -Millennial Affirmations

Original title of this series was 'Capitalism Is A Death Cult Ruining Everything Good' but then they shortened it to 'Trainwreck'

'We give what we have, not what we have left over.' -Fidel Castro

All the bush-league batters Are left to die on the diamond. youtu.be/z34HMyOmljQ?...

I'm only planning to go live on Twitch once this summer, and that time is NOWWW. Ooh pow surprise! We're in a transitional period on the channel but I'm stopping by to celebrate Cupburger.org's birthday! Twitch.tv/BDolanOfficial

I single handedly birthed the backlash to Justin Timberlake. I should talk about that more or at least add it to the Wikipedia page.

Putting the 13 yr old on to Rage Against The Machine and ended up revisiting “Evil Empire” which I probably heard around the same age. @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social you a genius and a real one. Thanks for the generational gasoline and match.

We need more covers of “They Don’t Really Care About Us” pls and thx. The estate can’t sue all of us we gotta nationalize that hook asap.

As someone who's been obsessed with keeping an eye on the Mormons since at least 2006... I am very curios what effect the new Mormon-to-streaming platforms pipeline is going to have.

I've never helped another artist release music before. Skipp Coon is one of my favorite rappers OF ALL TIME, and it's an honor to work with him. New single "Both/And" out now on Glaring Typo Records. skippcoon.bandcamp.com/track/both-and

bdolan.bandcamp.com/album/which-... For this #bandcampfriday @bdolan.bsky.social has reissued this track. It’s still one of my favourites after all this time and the messages still speak loud.

We are devastated and outraged to hear about Mr. Priciliano Trejo's death. He deserved to be with his loved ones while fighting for his life with leukemia. He deserved proper medical attention & specialist care, not to be caged in a deadly ICE detention center plagued with abuse and medical neglect.

Sade on a hot day.

B Dolan - Advice To Young Writers "I've stayed alive through the wildest changes. Still survive by the kindness of strangers, Coincides with these silent exchanges. All around the world, it's the vibe of the language." @bdolan.bsky.social Hear hear. #BDolan #Rhymers #GlaringTypoRec #HeadBomper

Hundreds turned out in Ohio to oppose racist round-ups of working-class Haitian neighbors who recently lost TPS status. People were forced to report to an ICE office and fit with an ankle monitor tracking devices. Fascist sick shit. www.wcpo.com/news/local-n...

Petition to start calling Jeep people ‘Jeep Creeps’.

Our @AMORnetwork legislative team has been starting meetings with icebreaker questions. Yesterdays was “you can only keep one for the rest of your life: singing (which includes rap and spoken word) or dancing.” I chose dancing, shocking and offending some. I said what I said.

Katy Perry trapped in a plastic bottle is my favorite performance art of 2026 so far.

This Summer, Rick Ross and Lizzo sold less copies than my 2010 underground LP. I'm working on a vinyl repress of that album right now. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Also, no one wins.

Looking out for guards, I motion you through a locked security door to the sub basement of the museum of hip hop. After following me for several minutes down winding unlit corridors, we're there: The vault where we archive Talib Kweli diss records and the thousands of tweets that led to them.

The hawks curtail the squirrel problem, but what predator is coming to curtail the screaming hawk problem? #birdfeederdiary

Everyone hates being misunderstood, but not everyone has the bodily memory of being beaten while trying to explain themselves. Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood. An atheist CPTSD prayer.

I insisted we write this song about passengers stuck at sea on a cruise ship because I think it's the perfect late stage capitalist metaphor. This "Shipwrecked: Nightmare At Sea" doc on Netflix is entertaining all my worst impulses. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBNC...