BatmanProbably

#BatmanProbably wouldn’t enact tariffs until domestic production capacity was ready to absorb demand.

#BatmanProbably did not have Shamonda Virus on his list of threats

#BatmanProbably thinks the @netflix.com stream quality of NFL games is absolute trash every time . Figure this crap out please

#BatmanProbably thinks that the new @theweatherchannel.bsky.social #weatherchannel app redesign sucks

#BatmanProbably thinks you should all share and spread that in 1950 Ray Bradbury wrote “There will come soft rains “, it was about today, August 4th 2026, 76 years in advance. Being that it is that day, please share and read it. It’s pretty shockingly on point.

#BatmanProbably thinks that his handicap is more severe than has been publicly reported

#BatmanProbably thinks that the national and regional news is avoiding coverage of the #wildfires this year. I had to hear about a shooting at an In and Out burger place in Idaho 15 times this morning on local news in NJ but not a single clip of the Spokane fire situation

#BatmanProbably wants to know why #mealprep companies make it SO DAMN HARD TO SEE THE PRICES !! He doesn’t want to give you all his info (he is secretive ) just to see what a meal costs !!!

@weather.bsky.social #BatmanProbably thinks that your radar and map overlay on the App is a little off center. Seems like the radar signatures are a little to far West

#BatmanProbably can’t get his cave to go below 75 degrees and it’s making him flustered

#BatmanProbably expects the updated map of the United States to show the Gulf of Mexico remained To the Gulf of Iran. #TrumpSurrendered because he put people in charge of things who recite fake prayers from movies as actual scripture

#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have read a made up prayer written by Quinton Tarantino at a press conference. I think the boys might have had a really good laugh in the barracks over that one. What’s even real anymore? (Not the Ezekiel passage )

#BatmanProbably would prefer that #Youtube stops playing 50% of videos in Japanese despite location being in Gotham USA his YouTube settings being correct, and his Apple iPhone app setting are correct. Can’t use the playback speeds, cannot see dislikes, can’t sort results, enshitifcation runs wild

#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks . #NewYears sucks again!! lol

@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling

#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms

#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles . #nuclear #houseofdynamite

#BatmanProbaly would just punch the #tsunami right in it’s dumb face Be safe people!!

#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now #DFV

@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue. #UPenn #NIH #Layoffs

#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have made that trade , but he knows you aren’t a majority owner anymore so you are still cool with the Bat , it’s also not the worst deal made this weekend that has to do with Trade #Tariffs @mcuban.bsky.social

#BatmanProbably thinks Tom Brady should have spent a year doing C tier college games before being given the A team role. #nfl

#BatmanProbably is really proud of all the New Years Resolutionists, it’s a grind and results aren’t quickly attained, but if you work while others aren’t looking, once they do look, they’ll think you could be Batman (or woman) Probably too. #gymsky #fitness #gettingsexylikebatman

#BatmanProbably thinks that someone just blew off a few of their own fingers #Fireworks

#BatmanProbably is one egg nog too deep to fight crime right now, Merry Xmas you hose hounds

#BatmanProbably is sick of planes being mistaken for #NJDrones

#BatmanProbably almost died last night when his driver side wiper stopped moving in a monsoon on the way home…er…to the cave. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE…in 19 days since that is as early as the @mazdausa.bsky.social dealer can take it. (Cx90 is a beautiful vehicle but this is unacceptable)

#BatmanProbably can make a surfing joke now that the Tsunami has been cancelled…this time.

#Batman probably wouldn’t surround himself with a bunch of people accused of sexual misconduct #politics #wtf

#Batmanprobably would appreciate a good economics and finance #starterpack. Anyone got one??

Batman probably would not trust a weekend variety news host with a dodgy background with telling him how to defend Gotham. #politics #Batman

BatmanProbably needs one of these…voters and elected officials need one too. There’d be a lot of beepin beeping going on.

Batman probably wouldn’t be too thrilled with the way things are going right now #politics #climate #economy #tariffs #batman