Scary Baseball Transsexual

When your friend transitions but they keep their name

I do not think the team I bandwagoned with is going to win the World Series

I didn’t screenshot it in time, but the first YouTube ad I got after setting my VPN to Kansas was “Adam Hamilton says he’s a moderate, but he supports men in women’s sports”. It is impossible to gain anything from adopting “moderate” transphobia, if you’re doing it it’s plainly because you hate us.

I wish there was polling data for Michigan’s 8th district, because I’m curious whether there would be literally any difference between a McDonald-River vs Smith poll and a Generic Democrat vs Generic Republican poll. I can scarcely imagine a more boring race.

Politics hits different when you're an "issue" instead of a citizen

Straight up smacking my doink rn

I like that the Packers and Lions legitimately hate each other these days. Back in the day it felt like the rivalry was kinda half-assed, but these dudes want each other dead now

I love Jameson Williams. He’s like a squirrel out there

Is the league-wide explosive play rate higher on fourth and long or is that just a special treat the Lions’ defense serves up for me every week?

Pro tip for new trans girls: if you have a plan for when to come out to your family, make sure you actually remember to do it at as planned so you don’t end up having to awkwardly come out at your mom’s birthday party two and a half years into your transition. Thinking about this for no reason.

Can’t watch the World Series tonight, I’m on my Mike Tomlin Shit (flattening a hill by hand in Minecraft)

Proletarigyatt

Fox has got to cut it with the fucking AI shit in my baseball game.

I like watching baseball

It really does wear you down to see the people being hailed as defenders of trans rights always framing the issue as “if trans people lose their rights so will real people” and never as “trans people deserve rights.” It would be nice to be cared about for my own sake and not someone else’s.

i think part of the reason i enjoy video game challenge runs that takes years of research to complete is i am personally compelled by aesthetics of congealed pointless labor. dumb techniques that only 3 people on the planet can do called shit like “door cancel” and “blind skip” are like ziggurats

the aesthetics of play not like geoff keighley but a la friedrich schiller. the application and elevation of both rationality and instinct towards ends in themselves

when you see a polygon map of hazy maze cave and a chain of vectors across qpus i see something like a kabbalah or a sutra

Clunt

There Is No Antimemetics Division (2020)

one must imagine Donkey Kong happy.

Glenallen Mixon was probably a relief pitcher on four different teams in the 80s who brought a bat to BP every day and tried to convince every new manager he had to not pinch hit for him, only to ground out to third on the only pitch he ever saw.

Get fucked, Cleveland. Your city is famously terrible and your team befits you.

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