calpernia's tooth gap

Hio folks! I'm Alyssa, and I can't stop making stuff. Cosplay, illustrations, silly music playlists. -- beacons.page/barnyardjester

dragon age sickness is so great that i finally must learn 3d modeling i fear

I used to joke that if I got an euro every time someone asked me if I had worked on Dragon Age, I'd have enough money to buy Bioware. Ha, I wish! Playing DA: Inquisition was a turning point in my life, it helped me find myself as an artist and I will never forget that. Pretty sure it still shows!

i got in >:D

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

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the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin

i only come here to post about zines sry but i applied to do merch for a dragon age charity zine and im like >:] let me innnnnnn

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

one hip tells the truth but the other always lies

Shh!

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

i mean what better time to watch The Terror (2018)

gandolfini the white

This this this this this. Stop using “cosplay” when you mean “this person is a faker/liar /is pretending to be something they’re not” especially in a political setting. Cosplay is a portmanteau intended for use as a noun to describe a very specific hobby. Knock it off.

at the end of the day, what is point of make art unless shareholder value???

i couuuld work on cosplay this weekend or hahahaha

sitting in bed bored with my broken toe when my third eye opens as i remember i can make art for me lmao

tossing a #solas wip onto the tl and then running away 🏃‍♂️

The music for the new Control trailer is so good. Remedy is one of those shining beacons in gaming these days, their games just ooze their own vision and style. September is packed for games this year but I'm looking forward to this the most 🤩

i made this html+css template as an alternative to linktree for people who want to ditch it. you can host it for free on neocities! and it's yours forever :) if for any reason neocities falls in the future, you can easily grab the files and host them somewhere else.

broke my toe because of hannigram in 2026 happy pride month everyone

Jesse and Dr Darling my beloveds :DDD

it's warm out

Wow I wonder how many staff they're laying off are unionized?

"You know, I suspect you'll hate me for this, but she reminds me of - " #dragonage

Sometimes I think about how Mythal (who wanted a body so badly she stole it) uses “love” (a feeling, sometimes fleeting) as a term of endearment, while Solas (who had to be forced into the physical) uses “heart” (a physical object that one cannot live without).

KeyBird is BACK!!!

"Everything in the Fade is a memory, and memories are all too easily muddied" #solas #solascosplay #dragonage #dragonagecosplay #dragonageinquisition #bioware #cosplay

On this day 12 years ago, we launched Transistor, our second game.🎤 To everyone who experienced Red's journey through Cloudbank, thank you for playing! Please enjoy a slice of Junction Jan's, on us. Your choice? 🍕Supremo Deluxe 🥦Harvest Garden 🦐Sea Monster ❓Mystery Jan's

"Lukas Kristjanson did tell me a pretty funny story about writing a line of dialogue so raunchy it left the entire writing team speechless." Today on the blog, @lexmcmenamin.com interviews @charlottereber.com about her book, DRAGON AGE II: bossfightbooks.com/blogs/news/q...

Vienna, Austria "Demonstration for the International Day Against Racism We are all Minnesota"

Bohemia! I will cry when I see you! We leave tomorrow I'm so excited. Blany is ready 2 go.

me @ me when packing for any long trip

feeling bored might get canceled today idk

shut up tornado siren i am watching mulder and scully

Cheese wheel plush funded.... there is good in the world.......