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As a 41 year old, i can't imagine anything less interesting than being romantically involved with a 19 year old

Welcome back from vacation!

Time to catch up on the ol' bluesky and see how the MSU game went

In Traverse City this weekend relaxing/trying not to scream at the in-laws, so I won't be posting about the game, have fun watching us get blown out by a coach we could have tried to hire. #GoGreen #MSUfootball

Packed for a trip last night so i couldn't watch, but i enjoyed seeing the posts about the MSU basketball game go from "this doesnt matter its just an exhibition game" to "im going to walk into the lake" in under 2 hours Should be a fun season

Loved the deeply meta tribute to Stephen King in Mike Flanagan's new "Carrie" adaptation, where he creates an engrossing real world story that is kinda ruined by some dumb supernatural obligations at the conclusion.

Now what the heck is Eyes Wide Shut doing all the way down there?

Lol at the penn State d-lineman just sauntering off the field there

Bryce Underwood and Arch Manning both transferring would be a fun off-season

First half summary for Penn State-Michigan

The wind in Neyland is so bad everytime the ref makes an announcement it sounds like he's being by attacked by a demon

Alabama has -6 yards and Tennessee only has 9 points

Why is Alabama-Tennessee color on color? I dont like it

Indiana fans need to chill out That sucks, but you did win the national championship literally 10 months ago

Time for my favorite part of college football Saturday: the absolute longest time before i have to watch Michigan State again

Ohio State's offensive line committing heretofore unforeseen levels of holding on this drive

Gotta be honest, kinda worried about the MSU waterboarding kid after this one

Pat Fitzgerald is a garbage human being and also a terrible football coach

Almost like you should have tried to score a touchdown dummy

NBCSN really wants me to watch Happy's Place and Newylweds

Northwestern with maybe the dumbest fake punt call ever?

Football wizard Chip Kelly can't figure out *checks notes* Joe Rossi?

Hey everyone took the dogs for a giant tailgate walk and basically been in a coma since, how is this happening?

Children are allowed in bars nows?

Im sure this is actually good, but the collective wanking over it will be profoundly annoying

How are the linguistics people going to explain "would of" in place of "would've"? Are we going to end up with a new meaning for "of" in the next 50 years that makes no sense because people are dumb?

In a world of mustard dispensers, be a ranch

Upper deck at the 50 for under $40 is pretty amazing, but I'm gonna keep holding out until they pay me to go to the Oregon game

I know we're all complaining about our various horrible social media platforms, but sometimes instagram is good

What do i have to do in order to never again hear or read the phrase "comic accurate"?

This MSU team has amazing comic timing

This game makes me feel like im eating glass

I gotta be honest, i dont like this

Joe Rossi might not be a great coach, but he is fun

Missing whatever is happening in Texas-Oklahoma because Michigan State is playing the dumbest football game possible

The Big 10 replay crew is wildly incompetent

This is idiotic

Haha, they're reviewing it to make it even worse for MSU, fucking astonishing

*OLD MAN POST INCOMING* I remember going to my first MSU game as a kid. We sat in the upper deck and a couple of guys at the top unfurled a huge "FIRE PERLES" banner and light some stuff on fire. They obviously were kicked out. Anyways, if you see me at the Oregon game next month, no you didn't

Illinois's new quarterback is Michael Clayton?!

Things have improved dramatically since I asked @celebrityhottub.bsky.social to stop perceiving Michigan State

Love that we protect QBs who dont go out of bounds from late hits, but offensive linemen can just obliterate defenders already out of bounds

Hiring the "serious football coach" made us a fucking joke

It's a beautiful fall day in East Lansing, i hope the kids are all leaving at halftime to go have fun doing absolutely anything else