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Cmon Liverpool!!! Let’s get Macca a hat trick!!! #championsleague

ALEX PRETTI NEVER DREW HIS GUN!!! Keep reminding the MAGAts of this

I haven’t blown money on the Lego Enterprise yet and I don’t think I get rough credit for that.

Every day they hide it a little less

This is the way.

I really do enjoy writing banter. #writerthoughts

The misquoted adage from #ErnestHemingway of "write drunk, edit sober" doesn’t apply when you write by long hand and have to decipher sober #WriterProblems

Fuck ABC. #IStandWithJimmy.

So we’re going to suspend the first amendment before we do anything about the easy access to assault weapons?

Our nations children are murdered on a regular basis and what should be sanctuaries and the right does nothing. But man, do they love calling for immediate action once their bile mouthpiece is extinguished

Austin Meadows needs a triple to hit for the cycle and guys, I kinda need this right now. #TigersVsYankees.

I am 100% here for Gary Gulman’s transformation into a sexy, bearded, college professor. @garygulman.bsky.social

I don’t know why it wasn’t blatantly obvious to people that they shouldn’t vote for someone who refers to himself in the third person

What comes next? You've been freed Do you know how hard it is to lead? You're on your own Awesome, wow! Do you have a clue what happens now? Oceans rise, empires fall It's much harder when it's all your call All alone, across the sea When your people say they hate you, don't come crawling back to me

Someone should challenge Donald Trump to a game of chess. Let everyone watch him play. Analyze his moves. Show us how the great thinker works…

Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts.

Great episode of #pokerface by @meganamram.bsky.social !!!

Did anyone else just listen to Pet Sounds on a constant loop today?

The talking heads on ESPN are going on about Shadeur Sanders like they’ve been kept from finishing by an edge lord for 12 hours

"Fun" Fact: The German government (in the 30's) mandated that Jewish people have Jewish names, and forbade name changes that wouldn't "out" them. www.transvitae.com/mississippi-...

I guess the pope didn’t say thank you?

And dumber I've been saying this since the start

Is it a law that newly divorced/seperated women on Facebook must only go by their first and middle names?

Don Bacon during his tele-town hall last night looking like he's only interested in pictures of Spider-Man.

The people that burned their Nikes and shot up their Yeti coolers and cases of Bud Light think the Tesla/Musk protestors have a few screws loose.

I’m done believing that a new notebook will fix my life. A new messenger bag, however…

Donald Trump: (announces policies that hurt Americans.) Me: (reacts and comments online) MAGAts: SoMeOnE hAs TDS!!!

There’s a strange symmetry to Dana Carvey starting out doing Elon this season only to be taken over by Myers… #SNL

Any more, they say “MAGA” but all I hear is “s3ig heil”.

Someone called #RFKJr "Melt Gibson" and I can't get over it.

The Revolution will be AI-icized

Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...

Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

Therapist: You project a lot. Me (a stage actor without a mic): Thank you!

This administration is going to make America dumber and sicker. By making them sicker, Americans will go deeper in debt. Making them all the more malleable and easier to manipulate.

This timeline is Citizen Kane in real life, only written by assholes.

"We need to abolish the Dept of Education!!!"---Literally the dumbest, most ignorant people you know

One cannot help, but wonder when they will next make it illegal to hire some people that would qualify as DEI

Donald Trump doesn't care about uniting America, making her great, or doing right by her people. He cares about blaming people for shit they had nothing to do with.

Just so everyone knows, the MAGAts now feel they are more qualified than: 1. The entire scientific community 2. Economists 3. Archbishops...

It’s difficult to explain to people from the Midwest that madame is not pronounced “m’damn”

Just a reminder that if--IF--Elon didn't mean to perform a Nazi salute...then why did he it twice?