Be A Being

If you use speakerphone on the train, you're going to reside in a very special part of hell.

Most people don't know that, right in-between Reddit and ChatGPT, there's an entire Internet filled with answers so you don't need to ask stupid questions.

Is the John Lewis Christmas ad supposed to feel like a suicide prevention or cancer awareness campaign? Everytime that fella's alone at the rave I feel like he's about to break down and tell his family he's got testicular cancer.

I don't care if Donald Trump and Bill Clinton shared a moment. I care about it breaking the brains of every MAGA POS and causing their minds to fizz like sherbert at the cognitive dissonance.

It's weird that prisoners keep being "accidentally released" in the UK. It feels a bit like very particular accidents. The kind that might invite flag shagging violence monkeys to start manhunts. Almost as if these were being engineered by the right wing Nonce squad. Nah. Couldn't be that.

I can't be the only one thinking the guy that was "accidentally" released from prison seems a bit like a fox released from captivity to justify a fox hunt.

In the UK, even members of the royal family are held accountable for their depravity. Your move, America.

It's cute that Americans still think a single day of protest can create change. Ask the French whether going home at the end of the day and waiting a week to see all the change toll in ever works. Nope. Protest can't be piecemeal if you want change.

A few days ago I said Israel will reclaim its hostages then create an excuse to continue flattening Gaza before they finally steal it. It's happening.

It's reassuring that the dictator who turned a nation's army on its own people didn't get the Nobel peace prize.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again. Nigel Farage is a massive pussy with a tiny willy.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again. Donald Trump is a silly fat bitch.

If you look closely at America right now, you'll see a stinking pile of shit led by actual dumb Nazis.

Donald Trump should fuck off back to where he came from. The UK hosting him for a virtual nosh off is sickening.

100,000 fascists marched in London. 26 police injured. 24 arrests. Last month, nearly 500 people arrested for opposing genocide and holding placards. The UK police are fucking stupid. The UK government is fucking stupid. British flag shaggers are fucking stupid.

Also getting very bored of people supporting Israel's mass murdering and acts of genocide. We've been conditioned to accept anything they do to anyone, because we're afraid someone will call us anti semitic. It's not anti semitic to oppose genocide. It's the right thing to do.

Really getting bored of every news outlet trying to paint Tyler Robinson as someone with left-leaning politics. He was a fucking fascist just like Charlie Kirk. Let the fascists all kill each other. It will save humanity.

So basically the guy that shot the Nazi was one of their own? LITERALLY NO ONE IS SURPRISED. MAGA said they wanted to go to war with the left over this. Calling for civil war. Go ahead fuckos, shred yourselves.

The BBC is giving a disproportionate amount of air time to the death of a gun loving Nazi fuck.

If you're one of those people calling out for empathy for Charlie Kirk, get it out of your system now, because Trump looks like he's days away from a second stroke and if you ask for empathy after that you'll be shit out of luck.

It sounds obvious, because it is, but anyone that voted to block the release of the Epstein Files is either in them, or being paid by someone who is.

Honestly though, fuck Charlie Kirk. I'm not celebrating his death but I feel no obligation to mourn someone who contributed to every gun related crime in America since he became famous. No sympathy.

Remember, Charlie Kirk was not just a father and a husband. He was also a piece of shit.

Charlie Kirk really appreciates the second amendment right now.

I would love to speak to someone from the @teamlabouruk.bsky.social team about how this government has thrown in behind genocidal maniacs in Israel to support the murder of hundreds of thousands of innocents, and supporting the arrests of peaceful protestors opposed to genocide. Dickheads.

Actually feel a bit sick that the UK police think old people who don't want to support genocide are terrorists.

What kind of message are we sending to the world when we arrest a thousand people for opposing genocide?

True story. For the last two weeks I have been using two AIs to build me an AI because I don't trust AI. It really hasn't been much fun.

So is Ozzy in Heaven AND Hell?

Hey guys, wow, happy Friday! Just thought we should all take a minute to remember that the President of the United States is a serial child rapist and that millions of people support him and are fine with his crimes. They're your neighbours. They're your colleagues. Some of them know your kids.

Every time Trump says to ignore the Epstein files, he's basically "yep, I did it, all of it, and you can't touch me".

I think we should collectively be concerned that one half of America happily supports a paedophile rapist. Happily and obediently.

I'm getting a bit bored of people constructing controversy to justify Israel's genocide. Kneecap, Bob Vylan... Truth speakers. Starmer can poke his outrage up his dick hole.

Mr Beast's fake smile makes him look like he's suppressing the memory of several murders he's committed.

Not sure you guys are aware but Donald Trump is a fucking idiot.

No one should be comfortable with Israel declaring war on another Muslim country. We are watching genocide in action and tolerating it due to fear of being labelled anti Semitic.

It's incredible that Sabrina Carpenter can pathetically pander to both the Patriarchy and Feminism simultaneously, and all without a shred of musical talent. Another disposable epoch.

The Switch 2 looks like a skateboard or I'm blazed as fuck.

The amount of fake AI trash on social media is insane. Turn it all off. Even this.

Are we all just having another day of "letting Israel commit war crimes" then? Why is the world happy to tolerate Nazis again?

Anyone still supporting Israel is on the wrong side of history. I'm embarrassed that people are still stupid enough to ignore genocide.

The far right will, of course, treat the Paul Doyle case very differently from one where the accused is darker-skinned or foreign or both. The rest of us must not. That’s kind of the point.

It's impossible to take any world leader seriously. All Presidents, PMs and such... Fucking idiots.

Netanyahu is a genocidal maniac. He is on track to be worse than Hitler. Mass murdering cunt.

Haha, wow, the world is like, so fucked. So fucked.

Definitely one of the weakest Eurovisions I can remember. There's usually at least two or three songs I enjoy but this year had one that I didn't think was dreadful or confusing. #eurovision

Mamoff. #eurovision

I see Sweden has no intention of winning this year. #eurovision

I really think the UK could win this Eurovision, just by being the least boring song. #eurovision